Vote for Me!

[dalek sec]

Vote for me and you'll get new showerheads in your houses!

 

[mParadox]

Vote for me and I'll make tipping painful... for you.

 

[Fijiman]

Vote for me or you might find yourself in an accident.

 

[mParadox]

Vote for me and you won't able to make breakfast before you shit the bed!

 

[mParadox]

A vote for cheese is a vote for dysentery!

 

[Fijiman]

A vote for me is a reason for you to be given the antidote.

 

[Roxas1359]

A vote for me is a vote for Kitten Shopping!

Spoiler: Tom has the right idea

 

[Fijiman]

A vote for me is a vote for me and no one else. You hear that? They're my votes and you can't have them.

 

[mParadox]

A vote for me is a vote for online kitten shopping!

 

[Fijiman]

Vote for me and all of your nightmares will come true.

That's what you want to happen, right?

 

[Roxas1359]

A vote for me is a vote for Eddsworld.
Plus everyone who votes gets:

Spoiler: A poster of Matt, admiring a toaster

 

[Fijiman]

Vote for me and receive a gold brick.

 

[mParadox]

Vote for me and I'll throw a gold brick through your window to yooooou~

 

[mParadox]

Vote for me and you'll get an unlimited stock of free premium eggs! O.O

 

[Fijiman]

Vote for me and you will see tomorrow.