Vote for Me!

[mParadox]

Vote for me and all your Paradox purchases come with a free autograph of your truly!

 

[Euryalus]

Vote for me and I will find out why the old lady swallowed the fly

 

[Fijiman]

Vote for me and get free drinks*.

*[sup][sub]Drinks limited to Faygo.[/sub][/sup]

 

[dalek sec]

Vote for me and I'll make Fox pay for canceling "Firefly"!

 

[mParadox]

Vote for me and we'll get Susan Boyle to sing instead!

 

[mParadox]

Vote for me and we'll make infinite food a possibility.

 

[Fijiman]

Vote for me and get three free rockets.

 

[mParadox]

Vote for me and all the rockets will explode on arrival!

 

[Fijiman]

Vote for me and all the rockets will explode upon arrival to your enemy's door.

 

[mParadox]

Vote for me and I'll get you on a boat!

 

[Fijiman]

Vote for me and get promised many things.

 

[mParadox]

Vote for me and I'll make Lincoln come into your next birthday party!

 

[Fijiman]

Vote for me and Twilight will no longer suck.[sub]trust me, it's going to take a lot of work to make that happen[/sub]

 

[mParadox]

Vote for me and Twilight will become a thing of the past!