Vote for Me!

[mParadox]

Vote for me and make that 25%.

 

[Fijiman]

Vote for me and add an extra 7% to that.

 

[Fijiman]

Vote for me and get your favorite sandwich everyday for lunch.

 

[dalek sec]

Voe for me and you'll get pimped out cars to drive around!

 

[Fijiman]

Vote for me and you get some toast.

 

[mParadox]

Vote for me and I'll give you the power of life.

 

[Fijiman]

Vote for me and you will get two dollars off of popcorn and drink in that upcoming war.

 

[Ruedyn]

Vote for me and get not skull-fucked by my VP

 

[mParadox]

Vote for me and I'll remove the profanity from life!

 

[Roxas1359]

Vote for me and we'll actually give scholarships to those who actually need them!
[sub]Amount of times I've lost scholarships to rich people despite it being very good is innumerable.[/sub]

 

[Fijiman]

Vote for me and all will be made well. [sub]Eventually[/sub]

 

[Yureina]

Vote for me and I shall set the world on fire!

 

[Roxas1359]

Vote for me and Tickle Me Bender toys will be given to all the children!

 

[Fijiman]

Vote for me and you wont have all of you childhood completely and utterly destroyed in front of your eyes. If this has already happened to you we shall make it as though it never happened.

 

[mParadox]

Vote for me and I'll make the latter option available to all!

 

[Fijiman]

Vote for me and get a free rubber ducky.

 

[mParadox]

Vote for me and I won't get Agent 47 to kill you. o.o