Vote for Me!

Wintermute · Oct 31, 2020

Vote for me and I'll give you a bulletproof Che Guevara t-shirt.

Shadyside · Nov 1, 2020

Vote for me and I will make sure your vote counts.

Shadyside · Nov 4, 2020

Vote for me and I will give you the most accurate results of the election.

CM156 · Nov 4, 2020

Vote for me and I promise to concede the election if I lose.

Gergar12 · Nov 4, 2020

Vote for me, and I promise to blast Nate Sliver off to space.

Shadyside · Nov 4, 2020

Vote for me so Donald won't challenge the election.

Shadyside · Nov 7, 2020

Vote for me and I will lock up Donald Trump

Shadyside · Nov 7, 2020

Vote for me and I will destroy all malarkey.

Shadyside · Nov 8, 2020

Vote for me so Democrats won't make the same mistakes twice.

Shadyside · Nov 11, 2020

Vote for me and you will be vaccinated.

Shadyside · Nov 17, 2020

Vote for me and I will kill all boomers.

Mister Mumbler · Nov 19, 2020

Vote for me and I'll destroy Skynet by nuking humanity out of existence first. It's the only way to be sure.

Shadyside · Nov 19, 2020

Vote for me if you want to live.

Shadyside · Nov 20, 2020

Vote for me and I will get rid of Worgens degenerate snake attraction.

Tireseas · Nov 21, 2020

Vote for me and you'll be allowed to get high at work without consequences...

Shadyside · Nov 21, 2020

Vote for me and I will let all drugs be legal without consequences.

Shadyside · Dec 4, 2020

Vote for me and I will bring back firing squads and guillotines.

Mister Mumbler · Dec 4, 2020

Hey...no one voted for me! Pay me money and I'll expose the fraud that wronged me

Shadyside · Dec 4, 2020

Vote for me and I will legalize dog fights.

Mister Mumbler · Dec 4, 2020

Vote for me, that other guy owes me money