Wah wahh Wahh DmC ruinned Dante forever ;w;

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I'm not sure what I read, but I think it was angry.

Something about sex cherries and a frog.

I think I blacked out after that...
 

General Twinkletoes

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Another day, another slypizza rant. What is this, number 5 now?

Anyway... I'm very confused. What are you trying to say? I'm not sure what you're talking about, the point got lost about 3 paragraphs in. I really have no idea what's going on.
 

Hazy992

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I don't really get what you're trying to say. Something about Dante and...sex cherries? I'm seriously lost.
slypizza said:
all of you hardcore white hair prettyboy diehard fans need to be jerk off okay!

slypizza said:
I'm not trying to start a flame war okay
LOLWUT
 

Anathrax

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All I read was Okay Okay Okay Okay.
How about we leave everyone to their opinion about the new DMC? Unless we want to argue about how DmC3 is better than 4 and what the word official means.
 

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I'm sure someone will go over every point you made and argue with you, but right now I'm just going to post a gif of Vergil flicking his hair back.



Captcha: This is Sparta. And you better believe it let me use "This is Sparda"
 

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Finally a well written and coherent argument that will persuade all those who are angry about the change in Dantes character model that they are wrong. You should take up politics id vote for you.

I for one am not angry at the change I loved DMC and Dante in the first game but after that it fell apart. I can understand people being annoyed though if they liked Dantes design because well its not Dante anymore it some dude with the same name and similar abilities like a bizzaro world Dante dosent bother me as I have said Dante died a slow death for me while I played DMC 2 and 3 (never played much of 4) but if you did still like him then this would annoy the hell out of you and that is going to reflect back onto the game that has this Dante in.

Also you couldnt get past the first stage in the original DMC because of the confusing level design? well it was archaic Ill give it that with it basically being built off a failed Resi Evil concept but it wasnt that hard it was pretty linear so unless you were very young or inexperienced in games in general I dont see how it was too confusing too complete. Also the enemies respawning each time you entered a room was good as it allowed you to harvest orbs and lets be honest if you found the ones in the first stage a challenge in anyway I doubt you would have gotten far into the game even if you could figure out the first level.
 

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I looked at the thread title and let out a sigh - I knew it wasn't going to be good. I glanced at the topic creator and...well, I still decided to give the thread a chance. I read the first sentence and


Especially since I scrolled down to only see the size of it. I've not got the time, energy or even desire to read it. But good on you...I suppose. Maybe somebody else will.
 

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Daystar Clarion said:
I'm not sure what I read, but I think it was angry.

Something about sex cherries and a frog.

I think I blacked out after that...
Clearly you just need to be jerk off okay XD

OT: What are you trying to say? That the game was not as bad as people say it is? Or that whining about superficial, in your opinion, differences isn't the right approach? I understand expressing ideas can be hard... But holy shit dude I honestly don't know what you're trying to say.
 

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I think you need to calm down a little. I would listen to your views more seriously if there was less rage. If you enjoyed the game then who the heck cares what everyone else thinks.
 

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TehCookie said:
slypizza said:
all of you hardcore white hair prettyboy diehard fans need to be jerk off okay!
Okay...
mmm... Dante....
Dante looks pretty cool in the new game, but it can't get hotter than the DMC 4 Dante..
 

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I stopped reading after I realized that the OP was basically insulting everyone that didn't agree with him.
 

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Soooo, is this a case of : " Stop not liking what i like?" . Little advice for you OP, you completly missed the boat on this one . Everyone already has an opinion on this . You aren't going to change anyones mind , just too little too late.
 

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However, since I got a warning for low post content last time I riiiiighted someone, I'll just... write about the time I got a warning for low post content last time I riiiiighted someone.

I didn't read past the first few lines but dude, blind rage does not equal argument.
 

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Bro! Please chill the hell out. It looks like you are trying to say something intelligent and sincere but this is not the way to go.

Here is something cool to cool you off:

 

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Pfft. Crybabies

None of you have seen true horror.

Horror of such unfathomable depths as to sink an entire fanbase in mere minutes.

HORROR!!!! Like this...


*shivers*
 

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xShredd said:
TehCookie said:
slypizza said:
all of you hardcore white hair prettyboy diehard fans need to be jerk off okay!
Okay...
-snip-
mmm... Dante....
Dante looks pretty cool in the new game, but it can't get hotter than the DMC 4 Dante..
I can't get past the fact he's a dirty hobo, that's not cool. Every time I see him I just imagine how bad he would smell, hygiene is always in style. And he needs to stop making those stupid faces.
 

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I read about... 70% of it. I don't even know what Devil may Cry IS other than what I can get from Yahtzee's reviews. I heard that they were mad because they changed the character. I'm sure it was more complicated then that, but still, I don't see what the issues is. A new company takes over a franchise and wants to start it anew, rather than try to add to what the previous owners made (Unlike Halo 4). They kept the character and (I'd assume) aspects of the plot, so what's the problem? Maybe I could hear from someone (preferably not strongly biased with or against DMCDMC) to educate me, but until then, I don't think I'll understand it.
 

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Who is Dante and how did he ruin Detroit Metal City? Is that Gene Simmon's nick name or something?


No, I'm not going to stop mentioning this band/anime. Not until people stop mentioning the Devil May Cry reboot. It could be worse though, I could be shoving Run DMC down your throats. On topic though, I prefer smart-ass pizza-loving Dante to, anorexic, Fox News murdering Dante. That being said, I haven't played a Devil May Cry since the lava spider boss in the original and strongly prefer Raikou to any other bombastic, spectacle-fighter protagonist but there I go again talking about obscure characters from what will soon be known as two console generations ago.