Wait a minute...this is porn! Yay!

[Blindswordmaster]

I was on my 360 the other day, looking through my Netfix suggestions, when I came upon an anime series called Queen's Blade. I'll admit I was intrigued by the box art and thus put it into my instant queue. Upon watching the first episode the other day, it slowly dawned on me....this is porn! Needless to say, I watched the other three episodes in an attempt to refute my hypothesis, being the brilliant scientific mind that I am, and discovered that I was correct, this series is porn! Has this ever happened to you? Have you ever discovered that something was porn under false pretenses? Please list the series and your immediate reaction.

 

[BonsaiK]

I think the question is meaningless because porn is in the eye of the beholder, not the creator. To someone with a fetish for chairs, a furniture catalogue is porn. It doesn't matter whether the makers of that catalogue intended it to be consumed that way or not.

 

[Plurralbles]

I think the question is meaningless because porn is in the eye of the beholder, not the creator. To someone with a fetish for chairs, a furniture catalogue is porn.

..."nice legs" "I'm a leg man"

That kind of thing to say just became 100x more weird thanks to you, I hope your'e happy.

 

[BonsaiK]

I think the question is meaningless because porn is in the eye of the beholder, not the creator. To someone with a fetish for chairs, a furniture catalogue is porn.

..."nice legs" "I'm a leg man"

That kind of thing to say just became 100x more weird thanks to you, I hope your'e happy.

I'm not a leg man so I find this highly amusing.

 

[snowman6251]

Seikon no Qwaser.

I watched it after reading the description because it couldn't possibly be true.

Copy-pasted description.

"In St. Mikhailov Academy, Oribe Mafuyu meets a silver haired boy called Alexander. He is a Qwaser, a being who can manipulate iron and draws his power from breast milk. A mystery surrounding an icon tranforms the academy into a setting for conflict between the various Qwasers."

Sure enough the show is him sucking on boobies every time he needs to whoop some ass.

So yeah that.

 

[dorkette1990]

Not a series, but a movie - bitchslap. Looked like a movie, but I got to the threesome of lesbians when I shut it off.

 

[thenumberthirteen]

Yeah It was free on the PSN a few months back by accident. Hilarity ensued. I missed it though as it was quickly taken down.

 

[Blindswordmaster]

I think the question is meaningless because porn is in the eye of the beholder, not the creator. To someone with a fetish for chairs, a furniture catalogue is porn.

The first episode had the blond, very busty main character fought a demonic bunny that shot acid out of her tits, which then dissolved her clothes. She was then tied up, topless by another character wearing a g-string. In the second episode the main character fought other busty women in both mud and oil, all while topless. That meets my personal definition of porn.

 

[MikailCaboose]

Well, there was the Evangelion doujin "Retake", and I got...a bit surprised. Nonetheless, I read all six volumes and can say that it was actually very good (story-wise here, not in "other" senses, though I can't exactly put that down so...*sheepish grin*).

 

[duckfi8]

I was on my 360 the other day, looking through my Netfix suggestions, when I came upon an anime series called Queen's Blade. I'll admit I was intrigued by the box art and thus put it into my instant queue. Upon watching the first episode the other day, it slowly dawned on me....this is porn! Needless to say, I watched the other three episodes in an attempt to refute my hypothesis, being the brilliant scientific mind that I am, and discovered that I was correct, this series is porn! Has this ever happened to you? Have you ever discovered that something was porn under false pretenses? Please list the series and your immediate reaction.

I like the scientific research you conducted, keep up the good work.

 

[Gildan Bladeborn]

I think the question is meaningless because porn is in the eye of the beholder, not the creator. To someone with a fetish for chairs, a furniture catalogue is porn.

The first episode had the blond, very busty main character fought a demonic bunny that shot acid out of her tits, which then dissolved her clothes. She was then tied up, topless by another character wearing a g-string. In the second episode the main character fought other busty women in both mud and oil, all while topless. That meets my personal definition of porn.

I suspect that would meet most people's criteria for porn. Well, softcore porn at any rate.

 

[crepesack]

I didn't know Bible Black was porn before I watched it. That was certainly an interesting experience.

Dear god! You didn't continue watching it did you? It's sick as hell. (no pun intended)

 

[icame]

I got suggested one by a friend on wow on Aprils fools day. I think it was called fate/stay night

Suffice to say i never listened to him again.

-edit: apparently only Fate/stay night the game was porn, i guess i forgot the name-

 

[Blindswordmaster]

I was on my 360 the other day, looking through my Netfix suggestions, when I came upon an anime series called Queen's Blade. I'll admit I was intrigued by the box art and thus put it into my instant queue. Upon watching the first episode the other day, it slowly dawned on me....this is porn! Needless to say, I watched the other three episodes in an attempt to refute my hypothesis, being the brilliant scientific mind that I am, and discovered that I was correct, this series is porn! Has this ever happened to you? Have you ever discovered that something was porn under false pretenses? Please list the series and your immediate reaction.

I like the scientific research you conducted, keep up the good work.

Why thank you, I'm a leader in the field of pornographic studies and I feel that it's my duty to report my findings to the public.

 

[linkzeldi]

Well, there was the Evangelion doujin "Retake", and I got...a bit surprised. Nonetheless, I read all six volumes and can say that it was actually very good (story-wise here, not in "other" senses, though I can't exactly put that down so...*sheepish grin*).

Same for me, but I stopped upon realization of what most doujinshi were.

 

[Blindswordmaster]

Well, there was the Evangelion doujin "Retake", and I got...a bit surprised. Nonetheless, I read all six volumes and can say that it was actually very good (story-wise here, not in "other" senses, though I can't exactly put that down so...*sheepish grin*).

Same for me, but I stopped upon realization of what most doujinshi were.

You mean there are doujins that aren't porn? Inconceivable!

 

[Lullabye]

Seikon no Qwaser.

I watched it after reading the description because it couldn't possibly be true.

Copy-pasted description.

"In St. Mikhailov Academy, Oribe Mafuyu meets a silver haired boy called Alexander. He is a Qwaser, a being who can manipulate iron and draws his power from breast milk. A mystery surrounding an icon tranforms the academy into a setting for conflict between the various Qwasers."

Sure enough the show is him sucking on boobies every time he needs to whoop some ass.

So yeah that.

ugh, I reaaaallly should've read the description before watching that uncensored.

Sasha: "I need soma!"
me: 'what the hell is soma?'
Sashs: *Starts sucking on Teresa's boobs*
me: 'Ah, of course! Soma=Breastmilk.......WTF!?"
Plus it's totally shamelessly lolicon. Sasha is what...14? Everyone else is either 10-20.
How it's categorized as "anime" and not "hentai" is beyond me. How it's even legal in my country is another thing all together.

 

[SimuLord]

I think the question is meaningless because porn is in the eye of the beholder, not the creator. To someone with a fetish for chairs, a furniture catalogue is porn.

..."nice legs" "I'm a leg man"

That kind of thing to say just became 100x more weird thanks to you, I hope your'e happy.

Not as weird as an ornithologist talking about tits and boobies.

 

[linkzeldi]

Well, there was the Evangelion doujin "Retake", and I got...a bit surprised. Nonetheless, I read all six volumes and can say that it was actually very good (story-wise here, not in "other" senses, though I can't exactly put that down so...*sheepish grin*).

Same for me, but I stopped upon realization of what most doujinshi were.

You mean there are doujins that aren't porn? Inconceivable!

There's power puff girls doujinshi, I'm pretty sure that's not porn.

Of course after having read through Gantz at age 12 I'm pretty much desensitized.