Wait wait wait... that's real?

[KaiRai]

...I almost clicked it, but I don't trust your link.

Its a link to a advert site for... bacon flavoured envelopes... WTF?!

I have heard once before in the rumours of the wind that you can buy an air guitar... its basically a cardboard box apparently, and sold for about 20p

edit: HELLS YEAH I would buy it! Wheres my debit card?

20p!? I saw one going for £62 on Ebay 13 bidders!!

 

[AWC Viper]

..........hmmm...........nope i got nothing to say about this.........

*watches some TV*

 

[Acier]

And you thought snuggies were ridiculous...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-q4kZDIfk0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9shVPFy_FA&annotation_id=annotation_219090&feature=iv

note first one is *real*

 

[DazZ.]

I love this idea, anything turned bacon flavoured is a positive to the world.

 

[Threx]

Good in thought. Stupid in use.

 

[Daniel Cygnus]

Here's something in the same vein. I was just waiting for SNL to come on when I was watching this, and to my horror, it never did.

Spoiler: Get ready....

BAM!

 

[DarkRyter]

Don't they realize the bacon lovers devout enough to buy it are so addicted to bacon that they would eat the envelopes?

 

[Chancie]

Uh...no.
Even though I don't like the taste of regular envelopes, I don't really want to taste bacon on paper either. That's just weird.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

I eat paper as it is, last thing I need's for it to taste like food.

As for my contribution: Boner Strips. They look like breath strips but work like Viagra.
They are real, and they have limitless potential for disaster.

 

[SomeBritishDude]

Spoiler: Oh, I've got something better.

I know what you're thinking.
"That's gotta be something from Saturday Night Live."
I thought so too.
And then I looked it up [http://www.tiddybearcomfortstrap.com/]

Wow...lucky bear

 

[Nuke_em_05]

I believe it, but I wouldn't buy it. Mind-you, I think that regular envelope adhesive tastes horrible, and I love bacon; but bacon-flavored paper just seems odd to me.

 

[Deleted]

Well if you're sending a restraining order that would be the one to use.

Wtf item: A golf Club that you pee in, in case there ar no washrooms outside.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3yGCE8Tfp4

 

[ProfessorLayton]

Oh good! Because whenever someone asks me what I could do to make this planet a better place, I always say that I would make my envelopes edible.

 

[Killerpai]

Yes i would buy them...though i would probably end up eating them before i could mail anything...

 

[Hooded-hyena]

I've seen alot of weird stuff. Chum mints, baked beans gum, bacon mints/gum/lipgloss/underwear, underwear you wear on your hands, A FUCKING BACON TUXEDO?!

Archie McPhee is pretty fucked up, I want the avenging Unicorns and Narwhales toys. <3

 

[Megacherv]

...I almost clicked it, but I don't trust your link.

I clicked anyway. It's about bacon flavoured envelopes.

Which in-turn sounds like one of thre greateest ideas since Edd Gould came up with 'Coca-Cola with Bacon'

 

[davidboring]

I'm a vegetarian, who LOVES the taste of normal envelope glue stuff. Sooooo double no.