Want Portal on Steam for free?

[AmrasCalmacil]

So uh... Yeah. Here it is.

Spoiler: Clickity Click

Yeah, I already own portal.

 

[Superior Mind]

I have a copy of Portal too and no-one to give it to, (everyone I know already has it.) This contest thing isn't a bad idea, may steal it from you sometime when I'm bothered.

 

[LikeDustInTheWind]

Obviously you do, or you wouldn't have clicked into this topic, huh?

Well, it just so happens that I have free candy a free copy of Portal on Steam, ready to give to unsuspecting and unsupervised children one lucky Escapist community member! That's right, a FREE copy of the original Portal! Not that I had anything to do with it because I already own Portal

But I can't just give it away, now can I? That wouldn't be entertaining at all! Hmm, how can I make a giveaway fun? I guess I can turn it into a orgy contest of some kind!

The rules are simple. Want Portal? Draw a little picture or comic that demonstrates exactly how much you want Portal. Then upload it to some [http://imageshack.us/] hosting [http://tinypic.com/] site [http://lmgtfy.com/?q=free+image+hosting] and embed it here for all to mock admire! (Don't worry about your drawing skills, if anything you'll win points for irony, SBAHJ-style [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/sweetbroandhellajeff/].) But if you refuse to draw, a text submission will stand a chance if it's ridiculously awesome.

I'll pick a winner as soon as I get bored of waiting for submissions, and that person will get a copy of Portal transferred to their Steam account. (Obviously, I'll need to ask for the winner's Steam account, so wait a little while after you submit an entry so I have time to catch up with you if you won, unless you include your Steam ID in your post!)

Get to it, children test subjects EVERYONE!

I already made a story but I'm now going to make a list of things I would do for Portal!

Find the cake
Kill Bill
Walk into Mordor
Discover the answer to Life, The Universe, and Everything
Play desert bus for 72 hours straight
Make Gordon Freeman speak
Understand the universe and have it immediately be replaced by something even more ridiculous
End world peace
Begin world hunger
Make a good video game movie
And finally... MAKE YOU A TACO!

 

[daltonlaffs]

I already made a story but I'm now going to make a list of things I would do for Portal!

Find the cake
Kill Bill
Walk into Mordor
Discover the answer to Life, The Universe, and Everything
Play desert bus for 72 hours straight
Make Gordon Freeman speak
Understand the universe and have it immediately be replaced by something even more ridiculous
End world peace
Begin world hunger
Make a good video game movie
And finally... MAKE YOU A TACO!

How very compelling. But could you do them all at the same time?

 

[LikeDustInTheWind]

I already made a story but I'm now going to make a list of things I would do for Portal!

Find the cake
Kill Bill
Walk into Mordor
Discover the answer to Life, The Universe, and Everything
Play desert bus for 72 hours straight
Make Gordon Freeman speak
Understand the universe and have it immediately be replaced by something even more ridiculous
End world peace
Begin world hunger
Make a good video game movie
And finally... MAKE YOU A TACO!

Edit: ALSO CLONING

How very compelling. But could you do them all at the same time?

I can now.

 

[AmrasCalmacil]

Snap... No wait. Snip.

I had to capture my face at the moment I discovered the lengths you would go through for Portal.

Spoiler: See?

I don't own a camera.

 

[Vampire cat]

Why am I laughing so hard at this

Can anyone top this one? That could be [/thread].

ALRIGHT! *Ahem* A chance then ^^.

I had to capture my face at the moment I discovered the lengths you would go through for Portal.

Spoiler: See?

I don't own a camera.

You have a twirly mustache? Friggin awesome!

 

[Urgh76]

Already have Portal on steam. Got it for free when they were doing the Mac promotional thingy. Thanks though.

Same, I considered myself very lucky

 

[AmrasCalmacil]

Why am I laughing so hard at this

Can anyone top this one? That could be [/thread].

ALRIGHT! *Ahem* A chance then ^^.

I had to capture my face at the moment I discovered the lengths you would go through for Portal.

Spoiler: See?

I don't own a camera.

You have a twirly mustache? Friggin awesome!

Yes, the uh, picture is 100% accurate.
Beyond a shadow of a doubt.

Spoiler: Hey look, I found my monocle!

 

[Dunvi]

Ugh, there are going to be so many extra copies of Portal floating around for the next few months.

 

[daltonlaffs]

I think I'll give this another half-hour before I close it up. Current leader is Vampire cat, with honorable mentions to Nick Stackware and Mikey Agam for enticing some lol's. Can anyone top the dirty joke? Is that possible? Stay tuned!

 

[Vampire cat]

Spoiler: Hey look, I found my monocle!

Ah, now you look much more classy than before. A true gentleman. I bet you get all the ladies when you go courting at your local Brandy House.

*Confuzzledface* most other posts seem to be commenting that everyone already has Portal >>. Now I feel majorly alone for not having it XD.

 

[Xman490]

Ugh, there are going to be so many extra copies of Portal floating around for the next few months.

I guess there have been for the past two months, with Steam's Portal 2 pre-order deal (which I got) that includes a free copy of Portal.

 

[Dunvi]

Ugh, there are going to be so many extra copies of Portal floating around for the next few months.

I guess there have been for the past two months, with Steam's Portal 2 pre-order deal (which I got) that includes a free copy of Portal.

I feel like I should have realized that the deal has been going on that long already. Obviously, I should take less classes and play more games.

 

[blankedboy]

Spoiler

 

[Mikey Agam]

Alright, I'll give it another shot.

[http://img269.imageshack.us/i/portalzplz.png/]

(Made in five minutes)

 

[daltonlaffs]

And I'm calling it closed.

The winrar is, as predicted, Vampire cat, for the most accurate if not disturbing portrayal of me being offered oral by a lesbian furry. That reaction was spot-on what I would have done.

Honorable mentions are still Mikey Agam for one funny and one disturbing, and Nick Stackware for a long list of epic tasks that reads like Duke Nukem's to-do list.

 

[Vampire cat]

Spoiler

Thanks for the support! XD

And I'm calling it closed.

The winrar is, as predicted, Vampire cat, for the most accurate if not disturbing portrayal of me being offered oral by a lesbian furry. That reaction was spot-on what I would have done.

YEAH! I actually won something! Me! I! *faints, a little*

This is actually the first thing I've ever won, like ever... Seriously Oo. In the Prize category I mean. Not like a game of Stronghold 2 vs my friends... ^^

COOL! Vampire cat is pleased now.

 

[RA92]

Hope I win, Portal seems like a good game Oo. Well, I won't cause my thing sucks, but I had fun making it XD. I should start making these and sit in a corner by myself and giggle!

Just in case you don't win this, here's me dedicating this video to you
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Edit: Ah, looks like you've won. This is appropriate:

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[Catalyst6]

Got it on PS3, in the Orange Box. Then got it again on PC when the Mac promotion went around. Why? Because I could

Good luck on your contest, though!