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DigitalAtlas

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I just got thrown out of a dorm building because I took a piss in the bathroom. Not even kidding.

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To elaborate, I live in my girlfriend's dorm. We both came back from having a night out with different friends (I went to a local concert, it was awesome, she had a girl's night, both of us had a fantastic evening). When we get back, I had to use the bathroom. Now, legally, I can only use the bathroom designated to her because I was a guest in her room. It's technically a girl's bathroom. However they are built exactly the same, and, again, I had her permission. When I went into the bathroom, there was no one in there (this all happens in the course of three seconds). As soon as I close the door to the stall, another guy comes in with permission from the other girls and tried to open the stall door. Politely, I tell him to wait a minute. I was no where near angry at this point. The other girls came out screaming telling me to get out of their bathroom. Claiming that I don't live there (I pay tuition for room and board to live with my girlfriend. It was a special deal setup by the Resident Director). Before I could even speak, the girl starts resorting to physical threats and chases me out of the bathroom, banging on my girlfriend's door kicking and screaming for ten minutes. At that point, I called university police to remove her from our presence. The very belligerent girl goes to the RA of the floor and tattles on me, leaving out that she is only mad because her male friend was asked to wait a few seconds. After that, I was evicted from the dorm. Told not to come back until Monday (where am I supposed to sleep?). I was escorted off the area by the RA. My girlfriend came with us too, crying her eyes out because of how unsafe she felt. It's awful that because I was quiet and a tad more mature on the matter, I was forced to leave where I live, while they get to sleep comfortably because they tattled. All because I had to urinate.
 

RatRace123

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That's what you get for having to pee.

Seriously, I wouldn't let that issue rest, I'd go back and explain your side of the story. You're totally in the right on this I think.
 

mjc0961

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What happened to university police? Can't they go in, set the RA straight, and let you back into a room you pay for? Certainly the police should have that sort of authority.
 

DigitalAtlas

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RatRace123 said:
That's what you get for having to pee.

Seriously, I wouldn't let that issue rest, I'd go back and explain your side of the story. You're totally in the right on this I think.
I find it so ironic due to the fact my friend and I had an anime night last night, where we watched Casshern SINS (spectacularly thought provoking, btw). One of the lines was 'We just eat, sleep, and shit. It's all us humans do." My friend pointed out by their logic I'm not allowed to be human.

John Marcone said:
Call up the residency director. Since you followed the rules and pay to live there they have no right to kick you out.
If you have anything on paper then threaten to call a lawyer.
The RD was the one who decided to throw me out. I have nothing on paper. Technically, I pay to live in another dorm. However, they made a back deal with me and someone else. Everything is verbal.

mjc0961 said:
What happened to university police? Can't they go in, set the AR straight, and let you back into a room you pay for? Certainly the police should have that sort of authority.
I must've left that detail out. They called the RA office because this issue wasn't meant for them. I find it hilarious that if someone was banging on my door at home, I could call the police. However, here it just doesn't mean a thing. Especially when they're drunk and under 21.
 

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One word, and one word only comes to mind: REVENEGE!

That is bullshit man. Get back at them, but don't get caught.
 

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when i started reading i thought you must have peed on the floor or in the shower or something. but you actually got kicked out of a dorm you had permisiion to be in because you peed in a toilet you had permission to pee in?

Doesnt the RA know who lives and who doesnt live in the dorm? You said you pay to live in the dorm with your girlfriend? So why do you even need permission to use the toilet in a dorm you pay for?

doesnt make sense. ive never ived in a dorm might be why i dont get it.
 

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DigitalAtlas said:
The RD was the one who decided to throw me out. I have nothing on paper. Technically, I pay to live in another dorm. However, they made a back deal with me and someone else. Everything is verbal.
That was a bad idea. Something that is an exception to a rule should really be set in writing so that when something like this happens, you can defend yourself.

Your best bet would be to talk to the RD next chance you get and hope that he/she can set things straight after its all calmed down. You say that you're allowed to be there, so just hope the RD doesn't go back on a verbal agreement just to get out of potential punishment he/she might endure because he bent the rules for you. Really all you can hope for at this point.

And you say that you pay for another dorm. You could go there until Monday.

Yeah, you got screwed, but you know the saying, "nice guys finish last".
 

mjc0961

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DigitalAtlas said:
The RD was the one who decided to throw me out. I have nothing on paper. Technically, I pay to live in another dorm. However, they made a back deal with me and someone else. Everything is verbal.

I must've left that detail out. They called the RA office because this issue wasn't meant for them. I find it hilarious that if someone was banging on my door at home, I could call the police. However, here it just doesn't mean a thing. Especially when they're drunk and under 21.
Well both of those things certainly suck. I hope you can get this situation sorted though.
 

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Merkavar said:
when i started reading i thought you must have peed on the floor or in the shower or something. but you actually got kicked out of a dorm you had permisiion to be in because you peed in a toilet you had permission to pee in?

Doesnt the RA know who lives and who doesnt live in the dorm? You said you pay to live in the dorm with your girlfriend? So why do you even need permission to use the toilet in a dorm you pay for?

doesnt make sense. ive never ived in a dorm might be why i dont get it.
It's still a girl's bathroom, so I stay on the safe side and try not to just do as I please.

The best part of this to me is that, I'm in trouble even though I live there when they were about to have another human who lives on the y-side of chromosome street (where did I get that joke...? I feel like moviebob said it....) use it. They're argument? He had their permission. Such an illogical mess.
 

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DigitalAtlas said:
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John Marcone said:
Call up the residency director. Since you followed the rules and pay to live there they have no right to kick you out.
If you have anything on paper then threaten to call a lawyer.
The RD was the one who decided to throw me out. I have nothing on paper. Technically, I pay to live in another dorm. However, they made a back deal with me and someone else. Everything is verbal.
Im a little curious about this back deal. Maybe you could use it against them?
 

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I wish you had not shared this story, it is making me so angry right now. Can you elaborate a bit more? Such as was there any history between you/your girlfriend, and this *****. Also, what exactly was the interaction between you and the guy?

EDIT: oh when I said angry, I meant the situation, not the fact that you are sharing the story.
 

DigitalAtlas

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RicoGrey said:
I wish you had not shared this story, it is making me so angry right now. Can you elaborate a bit more? Such as was there any history between you/your girlfriend, and this *****. Also, what exactly was the interaction between you and the guy?

EDIT: oh when I said angry, I meant the situation, not the fact that you are sharing the story.
Gladly.

The only history is that she complained about me using the bathroom before. However, that was a frame because she claimed I had vomited in the bathroom while it was some guy who they snuck in there just so he would not get caught drunk, I assume. They also claim I left 'dookie' in the toilet, but that's impossible because I always have my bowel movements in the downstairs bathroom because it's quieter and has no chance of a girl coming in half-naked. Plus, I've cleaned their bathroom before. A couple of times, in fact.

The interaction with me and the other male was actually fairly peaceful natured by comparison. He tried to come in, I held the door shut and told him it was occupied. He went back in the room and they told him to just use it anyway. They heard my voice and came out verbally armed. He actually tried to hold the door back on them. Nice fellow, I suppose.

EDIT RESPONSE: No problem, I figured as much anyhow.
 

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Smagmuck_ said:
I suggest very loud REVENGE sex with your girlfriend... DO IT, DO IT NAO.
Congratulations, you made her laugh. We should totally have that revenge action go down on the other chick's bed. Whose got a credit card so we can break in there? :p
 

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DigitalAtlas said:
Smagmuck_ said:
I suggest very loud REVENGE sex with your girlfriend... DO IT, DO IT NAO.
Congratulations, you made her laugh. We should totally have that revenge action go down on the other chick's bed. Whose got a credit card so we can break in there? :p
If I had one, I'd wired you some... You could always get some bulb filament and a screw driver... That should solve your problem... Also, make sure to leave just about every sexual body fluid all over that girls bed. A LOT OF IT.
 

DigitalAtlas

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Smagmuck_ said:
DigitalAtlas said:
Smagmuck_ said:
I suggest very loud REVENGE sex with your girlfriend... DO IT, DO IT NAO.
Congratulations, you made her laugh. We should totally have that revenge action go down on the other chick's bed. Whose got a credit card so we can break in there? :p
If I had one, I'd wired you some... You could always get some bulb filament and a screw driver... That should solve your problem... Also, make sure to leave just about every sexual body fluid all over that girls bed. A LOT OF IT.
Oh yes. Liters upon liters! Soda bottles full of it just all over!

My GF says we should also 'pass gas' on her pillow and give the chick pink eye.
 

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DigitalAtlas said:
Smagmuck_ said:
DigitalAtlas said:
Smagmuck_ said:
I suggest very loud REVENGE sex with your girlfriend... DO IT, DO IT NAO.
Congratulations, you made her laugh. We should totally have that revenge action go down on the other chick's bed. Whose got a credit card so we can break in there? :p
If I had one, I'd wired you some... You could always get some bulb filament and a screw driver... That should solve your problem... Also, make sure to leave just about every sexual body fluid all over that girls bed. A LOT OF IT.
Oh yes. Liters upon liters! Soda bottles full of it just all over!

My GF says we should also 'pass gas' on her pillow and give the chick pink eye.
I like your GF, a little over the top though. Wait I have a better idea, wait until said female instigator leaves for something and have your GF offer to look after her dorm, boom there's your key... :p