WAOA Arena

[Slenn]

<color=blue>"Hhhhhiii.... uuuuhhhh.... well the short answer is yes. Expect backstabs from some people."
And Gwen twitches and the thought of Gold going against Ness last night when she was expecting all of them to work together.

<color=purple>"I'm Gwen, and this is my sister EMily. And what exactly is a Crunchitizer? Is that a weapon or a device?"

 

[Zepherus14]

"The Crunchitizer? A weapon?" Captain Crunch started to chuckle quite loudly. "Oh heavens no, it's a means of travel that I utilize. My ship uses the power of Captain Crunch cereal as a way to spread the joy of Captain Crunch cereal to all the unfortunate kids that can not get the nutrious and well balance breakfast that they need to tackle their day." Captain Crunch explained. "No doubt you know of my exploits."

 

[Slenn]

EMily was trying so hard to figure out where he came from.
<color=blue>"He sounds so familiar. Where have I heard of him before?"

<color=purple>"I don't recall at all. The only cereal that I ever eat is Cheerios. Sara eats Total. Winona's never been a big cereal fan. She really likes oatmeal though."

<color=blue>"Oh wait! I've heard of it before. Captain Crunch, it was a cereal that was discontinued in favor of cereals with less sugar."
EMily's face then saddened a little. She really hoped that didn't tug on too many heartstrings.

OOC: 1000 years of time does a lot to the cultural outlook on nutrition.

 

[Zepherus14]

Captain Crunch couldn't help but stand there a little stunned. Everyone knew about him, he was bloody Captain Crunch, how could they ever cancel him!? It made no sense. "Well you poor youth, I Captain Crunch must help you in your hour of need. To think the future has gone so misguided." Captain Crunch shook his head disapprovingly. He then started to wave his arms in a circular motion, stopping as two bowls filled with Captain Crunch cereal with spoons and milk appeared in his hands. "Here you two go, to think the future would be so cold and ruthless." He smiled without showing any teeth, practically glowing with the joy.

 

[Slenn]

<color=blue>"Well, I wouldn't call it cold and ruthless. It's not like we carry anything like calorie cards around. And we don't have a computer that monitors our calorie intake. It's just that people have become more health conscious. And the world is still bright with green and blue like it should be." She said, trying to lift the Captain's spirits. She took a bite.

<color=blue>"It tastes good. But it feels like I'm eating a candy bar for cereal. Gwen? Aren't you going to try some?"

Gwen tastes it.
<color=purple>"I'm not so sure. I mean, I guess it's been enriched with vitamins and minerals. But... do they really need to add this much sugar?" She said bluntly.

<color=blue>"Don't get us wrong though. Pancakes and waffles I feel like are the only things that use sugar with their protein. It always came with eggs and orange juice when we were growing up. Winona really loves her pancakes."

 

[Zepherus14]

Captain sighed rather disheartened. "To think that there would be such dark times ahead that one wouldn't want to have a balanced and complete breakfast with Captain Crunch." He shakes his head. "Maybe it takes the wide eyed innocence of a child to truly appreciate the splendor of this legacy."

"So does the future always dress in such... outfits." The Captain asked.

 

[Slenn]

<color=blue>"Oh dear.... I think I struck a chord."

<color=purple>"Ya' think?"

<color=blue>"Anyway. You should see our sister, Winona. She's the most childlike of us all." She looked herself over. <color=blue>"And these outfits? Oh! They're a carry over from our original job. We used to work as maids for a mansion. We modified them from our personal interests. I uhhh... really like the color blue. I also liked ballet, so that's why it's so wide. I've heard the fashion of where we're from is reminiscent of the Victorian times, and the more casual women's wear are simple dresses."

OOC: Actually when I looked up the nutritional facts on Google, Captain Crunch has 12 g of sugar. Which isn't so bad compared to a glass of juice which can contain up to 36 g of sugar per serving. But it still doesn't convince me that Cheerios shouldn't be my favorite choice . Cap'n Crunch could never do it for me.

 

[Zepherus14]

Captain Crunch sighed as he looked EMily over. "Well although I don't approve of such attire, if it was your choice... I guess I will concede." He shrugged. "So why are you here? Or even better where is here? This arena seems a rather... grim place."

 

[Slenn]

<color=blue>What? But it's bright and colorful! Hmph! She sighed a silly sounding groan. <color=blue>"You don't approve of women in dresses? Pfft." She teased. She also smiled and crossed her arms to add on to it.

<color=purple>"Well, there's this man called Lord Evilington. He's long since dead, but he made this establishment to pull in various people to fight amongst each other. Many people, like you, have been pulled in against their will. It's been said that this place is in a pocket dimension of some sort. I've seen some like it before. It simply means that we're in a place that isn't really accessible just by moving in a direction."

<color=blue>"I don't really like it either. But Gwen and I are putting our heads together to figure it out."

 

[Zepherus14]

"Well a women in a dress is fine. A woman in a maid dress however, I do not feel it is very becoming of such upstanding individuals as yourselves elude too." He said.

"Well maybe I can help... CRUNCHITIZE!!!" He shouted, raising his hand up to the air. Several cereal pieces appeared, but then swiftly fell to the ground. "It didn't work!?" Captain Crunch seemed quite surprised.

 

[Slenn]

<color=blue>Well, **I** like it. So there!

<color=purple>"Wwwwwwwhat just happened?"

<color=blue>"I'm..... not quite sure." EMily and Gwen looked up and shook her head at the cereal falling down. <color=blue>"What's supposed to happen?" She asked the Cap'n.

 

[Zepherus14]

"I attempted to activate the Crunchitizer, which would have transported us out of this place. But it seems that either this Evilington, or the glitches in the transporter itself did not allow it to work..."

 

[Slenn]

<color=purple>"I didn't feel any space-time distortions. So it may have been Lord Evilington's fault that there isn't anything happening."

<color=blue>"Well, we've finished our cereal. We could show you the pub. And.... if it makes you feel better, I like your hat." She made a short chuckle.

<color=purple>"It's because she likes the color blue."

Another chuckle.
<color=blue>"Ehhhh uuhh... yeah that too." She laughed louder.

OOC: Actually, I've always imagined the lounge looking a bit like the sets from Star Trek TNG. Not so much dystopian and grim.

 

[Zepherus14]

"Although a captain should go to lead his own path, since you seem to know your way, I will follow. And thank you, this is one of my favourite hats." Captain Crunch chuckles as he gestures for the two to lead on.

 

[Slenn]

<color=blue>"Well, uhhh.... this is the lounge. There's a bar to the right. It has lots of drinks that are both alcoholic and non-alcoholic. I usually have water. Over there is the large window for a wall to see the fights. And there should be a hallway over in this direction that leads to reserved rooms to stay for the night." She pointed in the respecting directions.

 

[Zepherus14]

"For such a grim place, this is quite a nice quarters." The Captain walked with gusto around as he looked at the different areas. "Don't tell me you two fight as well?" He said as he looked out the window at the grounds.

 

[Slenn]

<color=blue>"Not so much. We've never really fought here. Gwen tried it once, but we didn't find it to our liking at all. Back where we're from, we've fought along side our sisters against various enemies. That's the kind of combat we're used to. Not this. And believe it or not, the dresses are actually armor. They're bullet resistant. And mine serves as an electric charge capacitor."

She yawned loudly.
<color=blue>"I'm getting so very tired. I know I could explain more, but I'm bushed."

<color=purple>"Me as well."

 

[Zepherus14]

"Oh well I will not hold you from your rest. I bid you good day, and sweet dreams." The Captain said to the two.

 

[Slenn]

<color=blue>"Oh, thank you! You too! I'm sure we'll get out of here sometime. Good night." And the girls went off to their rooms.

OOC: Well, that was good. I hope I didn't depress the Cap'n.

 

[Zepherus14]

@Slenn: Na he's made of sterner stuff, especially when Captain Crunch cereal actually was capable of messing with teeth not by a sugar stand point, but a hardness standpoint. He'll be ok