"Evilington? That doesn't sound suspicious at all."
"I'm more interested in the interdimensional arena part, come on, you reckon you can fit through this door?"
"I'll manage."
Two pairs of footsteps set off, one slightly heavier than the other, until with a slight creak the door is pushed open, bathing two figures with light. The first, a man in his late twenties with long dark-blond hair tied back in a ponytail and wearing fitting pair of blue jeans, a snazzy trilby and a black jacket over a light blue t-shirt with the symbol of a
rainbow lighting bolt emerging from a cloud.
The second figure is as different as he is taller, a massive creature three times the size of the man and best resembling a bird, though with seven red eyes and a pincer coming from either side of it's beak.
"Well, there's very little chance I'm fitting through there." The Bird says, looking at the (comparatively) small door.
"One mo," The man says, stepping out and looking at the hallway. "Yea, looks like there's a, yep, there you go." He finishes, pressing a switch on the wall which causes a section of it to raise itself into the roof, granting the bird access to the hallway.
"Well, that's enough fartassing around, let's go see see our 'suite'"
With that, the two follow the red lights down the hall, eventually coming to a room flanked with armed guards. "G'day." The man says, raising a hand at the guards.