WAOA Arena

[Zepherus14]

Phoenix Joe did manage to recover, although he still managed to hit the wall partially, twisting into the throw so that his momentum was dissipated almost instantly.

Phoenix pointed his finger at Sephiroth, and shouted "OBJECTION!!!"

A large shockwave came forth that hurdled towards Sephiroth.

 

[Chungus]

Seeing the shockwave rappidly approach, Sephiroth weighed his options. Attampting to dodge the shockwave in the small space he was in would do more harm then good, as the shockwave filled the majority of the space, and attempting to dodge would leave him being ragdolled around. Thus, instead of attempting to dodge the shockwave, Sephiroth only braced himself against it. Just before being hit, Sephiroth jumped up to just enough height to not get smashed into the bar counter. Being launched when the shockwave hit, Sephiroth twisted around in mid-air so that his feet were facing the wall. Hitting it, Sephiroth bended his knees, then launched himself towards Phoenix Joe. As he flew, Sephirth manifested the Masamune--his seven-foot katana--in his left hand, which he thrusted at Phoenix Joe's head.

 

[Zepherus14]

As Sephiroth flew towards Phoenix Joe, he brought out a bunch of papers. "You're argument doesn't cut it, the evidence stands for itself!" He exclaimed as he through the pages out in front of him, making a large wall of loose floating paper.

However when Sephiroth struck the pages they would actually be quite dense, not flimsy like regular paper, hampering his ability to complete his attack.

Phoenix then sneezed shortly after throwing the papers, which would cause them to fly off, cutting things in their path.

 

[Chungus]

When Sephiroth's thrust was block by one of the sheets of paper, he cut downward, feeing the blade, then swatting the sheet aside with his free hand. Landing still some distance away from Phoenix Joe, Sephiroth saw the rest of the sheets coming towards him when Phoenix Joe sneezed, Sephiroth spread his weight equally on both legs by spreading them slightly and held the Masamune with both hands, holding it so that the blade was infront of his face, with the tip pointing to the ground. asuming a ready stance with a "Hmph", when the sheets neared, he delivered a series of lightning-fast slashes, the slashes being too fast for the human eye to follow. When the, Sephiroth placed the tip of the Masamune on the ground, at which point it became appearant the damage he had done. What sheets had come for him had been sliced into tiny pieces. Fixing his gaze on Phoenix Joe once more, Sephiroth slashed the air in the general direction of the stickman. Although it seemed Sephiroth had only slashed the air, a series of ten shimmering cresents made their way to Phoenix Joe, a result of the slash being caried through the air.

 

[Demonjazz]

Lazer Pony walked by the two battling while he was slurping some sort of smoothie. He some how walked past the battle without getting hit and went over towards Edward "It sure is loud today isn't it!"

 

[Zepherus14]

Phoenix Joe saw the cresents coming and tried to get out of the way, diving out of the way. As he got up, he looked around, like he was looking for something. "Something's missing..." He muttered.

As he turned his head, it seemed like a large chunk of his hair had been cleaved off.

He then seemed to run over to an object that was on the floor on one side of the bar, which looked like a magnifying glass.

 

[Chungus]

As Phoenix Joe ran, Sephiroth turned to face the direction he was going for. When Phoenix Joe seemed to reach for an object, Sephiroth once more, made for slashes at the air. However, this time, they were not aimed at Phoenix Joe, but rather the ceiling above the object he was going for. When the cresents connected with the ceiling, a portion was cut from it, making it fall down and potentially crush Phoenix Joe.

 

[Zepherus14]

Phoenix Joe grabbed the object, which seemed to disappear from his hands. As he heard the noise coming from the above he looked up, only to be crushed by the falling debris.

After a short time, Phoenix Joe would shout an 'OBJECTION' to knock the rubble away from him.

 

[Chungus]

Sephiroth was slightly suprised that Phoenix Joe had survived being hit right on by the falling piece of ceiling. Not about to give his opponent time to recover, Sephiroth charged at Phoenix Joe as he pushed the rubble out of the way by loudly objecting to it. When in range, Sephiroth delivered a single diagonal slash at the stickman, going from right to left.

 

[Zepherus14]

Since Sephiroth managed to get Phoenix in a state that he couldn't dodge from, and since Phoenix Joe wasn't as combat ready as Joe, he was cleaved in half. As the sword cut through him like butter, the stickman seemed to dissipate.

YOU LOSE!

[hr]

"What?! But that was my last quarter!" I shout. "Stupid OP characters..."

 

[Kirke]

OoC: @Zeph: This just goes to show, WAOA just isn't the same without Joe. All other old characters could be written out and it wouldn't make a huge difference, but Joe is very much the spirit of WAOA. Bravo.

 

[Chungus]

"Threat disposed of." Sephiroth said to himself as he watched the two halves of Phoenix Joe fade. Holding out his left hand, the Masamune disappeared in a flash of pale-green light. Looking over the damage done to the lounge, Sephiroth shrugged slightly, not caring due to Evilington Inc practically holding him hostage. Sephiroth then went about doing what he wished to do before Phoenix Joe made his entrance and lookfor something to drink.
[hr]
Meanwhile, I have myself a victory dance. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igMG0MadneA]

 

[Zepherus14]

@Kirke: Aw thanks guy! Although really 'Joe' didn't make an appearance here. Still take that as a major complement

 

[Demonjazz]

Lazer Pony walked around. Eating what seemed like a glowing moon pie. He walked by Sephiroth "You want an Evilington cake. I hear the second major cause of super powers in the states"

 

[Random berk]

OOC: That was a good fight, right enough.

Aethion and Cas'Va burst into the lounge suddenly with swords drawn, before staring around in awe at the devastation caused by the brief fight. They looked around, but on seeing that Sephiroth was the only one still present, Cas'Va sheathed his sword, and Aethion followed suit a moment later.

"You there! What in the name of the Divines happened?" Cas'Va demanded, approaching the bar.

"I did not think fights were tolerated in here." Aethion noted, looking closer at some of the slashes in the floor and walls. "Where are the bodies?"

 

[DotSlash]

OoC: That fight was awesome. I love you guys.

Carmen walked into the lounge, stretching out a small bit as she did. She looked at the messy state of the bar and sighed. [color=bb0066] Well... looks like I'll have to be on my guard from here on out. That and I'll have to settle with not drinking as much... [/color] She looked over at the elves, questioning Sephiroth and stood back for the moment, just listening for the time being.

 

[Kirke]

Cpl. Short appeared in the doorway, holding a pulse rifle.
"Security, what happened here?"

Spoiler: Image

 

[Chungus]

OoC @Berk: OMG! It's THAT guy! :O
@Dot: No homo, right?

Not paticularly fancying any of the alcoholic drinks, Sephiroth found himself a glass, and filled it with water. Going to a stool that had been spared the destruction, he cast a slightly confused glance at Lazer Pony, not understanding what he was going on about. "I don't know what you're talking about." he answered, sitting down. When Aethion and Cas'Va entered the lounge, demanding an explaination, Sephiroth looked towards them. "I was attack, and responded accordingly." he answered in regards to what happened, then adding, "Allowed or not, not all follow the rules of conduct." Finally, he answered what had happened to the body of Phoenix Joe. "The body disappeared moments after death." as he answered the Elves their questions, he looked them over, having seen nothing like them in the past.

When Cpl. Short (lulz) entered the lounge, demanding a explaination also, Sephiroth once more answered, "As I said, I was attacked and acted accordingly."

 

[Kirke]

"How did your attacker look like, and did you kill him?"
OoC: @Nail: Yeah, yeah. I missed a button.

 

[Random berk]

OOC: @Nailik Gah! What guy?! Me or the Elves?

Aethion nodded in understanding and straightened up from the gashes he was examining.
"I had heard as much. There were stories of fights in here before, but nothing that caused so much damage." He said, approaching the bar. As he passed the Marine, he shrugged.

"The danger seems to have passed." Meanwhile Cas'Va noticed Sephiroth's appraisal.

"Does something particularly interest you, human?" He sneered.