War of the Wyrms: Accepting Players

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Combined

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Dramatic Flare said:
Update:
The person I was recruiting from a different website is unable to play now. Therefore, we have two options:
Try to grab a final player, or press on. We have enough players to start a campaign, we simply haven't maxed out the available slots for players to fill.
I think we could start one and, if needed, we can add a player later on, possibly. Of course, everyone else should probably decide whether we start now or not.

MasterSqueak said:
Consult fish.
Fish consulting? [http://www.fish-consulting.com/]
 

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Since the previous consensus was to play the game in the thread, we'll need a dice program. This should be sufficient.

http://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm

I'm sure we can all agree to work by the honor system. I shouldn't need to check you on your rolls. Half the fun can be in critical failures.
 

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Our own rolls ! Hey if I get a vorpal blade for some reason don't think it odd if I want to go straight to the biggest baddest dragon I can find, it just means I'm feeling lucky =D.
 

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tetron said:
Our own rolls ! Hey if I get a vorpal blade for some reason don't think it odd if I want to go straight to the biggest baddest dragon I can find, it just means I'm feeling lucky =D.
But if your blade was vorpal, wouldn't that completely ruin the fun? Why would you want to decapitate the target? you'd never get to stab it in the mouth again.
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I feel sorry for combined already.

That said, just waiting for a response from Ghost of Sin to start.
 

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Dramatic Flare said:
tetron said:
Our own rolls ! Hey if I get a vorpal blade for some reason don't think it odd if I want to go straight to the biggest baddest dragon I can find, it just means I'm feeling lucky =D.
But if your blade was vorpal, wouldn't that completely ruin the fun? Why would you want to decapitate the target? you'd never get to stab it in the mouth again.
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I feel sorry for combined already.

That said, just waiting for a response from Ghost of Sin to start.
A vorpal blade is the fun. And I could stab the target in the mouth at my leisure after its dead, the xp is mine, and there's loot to be looted.
 

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tetron said:
A vorpal blade is the fun. And I could stab the target in the mouth at my leisure after its dead, the xp is mine, and there's loot to be looted.
But necrophilia is just kinda... nasty.

@ Ghost: good. I'll get things rolling here pretty quick.
 

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Dramatic Flare said:
But necrophilia is just kinda... nasty
Unless with <url=http://kuro.hanyuu.net/image/a2e2900b2d7e757b7728accc188b050c/Konachan.com%20-%2054577%20blonde_hair%20flandre_scarlet%20red_eyes%20short_hair%20touhou%20wings.jpg>hot <url=http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs42/f/2009/110/7/8/Touhou_Remilia_by_StarbowBreak.jpg>vampires!
 

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Higurashi said:
Dramatic Flare said:
But necrophilia is just kinda... nasty
Unless with <url=http://kuro.hanyuu.net/image/a2e2900b2d7e757b7728accc188b050c/Konachan.com%20-%2054577%20blonde_hair%20flandre_scarlet%20red_eyes%20short_hair%20touhou%20wings.jpg>hot <url=http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs42/f/2009/110/7/8/Touhou_Remilia_by_StarbowBreak.jpg>vampires!
Well now, I do believe that depending on your version of vampire, Vampires are actually capable of being defined as life by biology.
They have metabolism (for blood)
they maintain homeostasis (for thousands of years)
Some can still grow.
They respond to Stimuli.
And, again depending on your preference in Vampire, can reproduce.
Besides, its not necrophilia if they get on top of you.
 

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Dramatic Flare said:
Well now, I do believe that depending on your version of vampire, Vampires are actually capable of being defined as life by biology.
They have metabolism (for blood)
they maintain homeostasis (for thousands of years)
Some can still grow.
They respond to Stimuli.
And, again depending on your preference in Vampire, can reproduce.
Besides, its not necrophilia if they get on top of you.
I beg to differ as to the importance of that. Necrophilia is a fetish about human corpses. Vampires were that once, then became something else. Doesn't matter if they are alive (which they are by the definition of life having signalling and self-sustaining processes), since they were dead once. Most philias work like this; objects pertaining to their fetish are made attractive as well. Once dead, always sexy. Dohoho.
 

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So, wait, if a woman does for four minutes in an emergency ward, but is resuscitated, it counts as necrophilia?
That makes no sense whatsoever.
Then again, neither does most other things human beings do.

Also, I usually don't point this sort of thing out, and I'm only doing it because its niggling at me, but philia isn't its own word. English stole it from Greek, and they wouldn't have used it in that sentence either. A better word would have been "fetish", or even "desires" (maybe preluded by "outlandish").
I do this with utmost respect, and the realization that if I were to learn Swedish (which would actually be pretty nifty considering the amount of Swedish made metal I listen to) you would do the same sort of thing for me.
Because in no society is it generally accepted that sounding stupid is okay.
 

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Dramatic Flare said:
So, wait, if a woman does for four minutes in an emergency ward, but is resuscitated, it counts as necrophilia?
That makes no sense whatsoever.
Then again, neither does most other things human beings do.

Also, I usually don't point this sort of thing out, and I'm only doing it because its niggling at me, but philia isn't its own word. English stole it from Greek, and they wouldn't have used it in that sentence either. A better word would have been "fetish", or even "desires" (maybe preluded by "outlandish").
I do this with utmost respect, and the realization that if I were to learn Swedish (which would actually be pretty nifty considering the amount of Swedish made metal I listen to) you would do the same sort of thing for me.
Because in no society is it generally accepted that sounding stupid is okay.
I'm sure there's someone who would get off from that. But no, I'm simply counting the undead into necrophilia, as their state is permanent.
...and you are wrong. Philia is its own word, but it means something entirely different than what I used it for. I am very much aware of this, but I used it partially for comical effect. Not exactly trying to be formal here. =p
Cute gesture though.
 

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Combined said:
Dramatic Flare said:
Snippy Snip
Higurashi said:
Snip, snip, yummy.
Is this necessary? Really? Can we just skip this vaguely inappropriate and disturbing topic and return to the RP, please?
I could argue there is nothing that's necessary on a forum. We can't return to anything, because there's nothing to return to yet. So while he's cooking it up, we pass the time. Talking helps build relations, which come into play when role-playing. Otherwise it'd be like playing with strangers. All unfamiliar and awkward. You don't want that, do you? Mm?