War on the Internet, Choose Your Role!

[MASTACHIEFPWN]

The guy that fixes the Humvees in Germany.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Now that I'm effectively part of every faction on the Internet I think I win.

Another group has risen!

The Media Union! >

No way I would join a group named "Tears of Aerith", even though that would be closer to my interest. Should be renamed "Band of the Hawk"

What anime/JRPG is that from?

A large amount of fans would recognize Final Fantasy VII, so...

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Now that I'm effectively part of every faction on the Internet I think I win.

Another group has risen!

The Media Union! >

No way I would join a group named "Tears of Aerith", even though that would be closer to my interest. Should be renamed "Band of the Hawk"

What anime/JRPG is that from?

A large amount of fans would recognize Final Fantasy VII, so...

Berserk of course! Besides, if FFVII is the logical choice then it should be something cooler, like Shinra Corp.

C'mon, originality!

Anyone can just use a name from a source; the names have to apply to the situation of an internet-wide war!

But really, just substitute the name if it irks you that much

 

[Guffe]

*grabs popcorn*
Let the fun begin!

 

[Sehnsucht Engel]

Easy choice really, I'd be in Tear of Aerith, as a mecha pilot.

 

[Birdfalcon]

Gaming's roar...as the genral weapons expert and starship captian beacuse of my love for star trek online and shooter games

 

[launchpadmcqwak]

i dont know...i just want to be a door gunner

 

[VeryOddGamer]

Yeah, I'd stay as a wild card. And then, when they aren't looking, I'll take control of the Lucky 38 and conquer the Hoover Dam!
Wait, sorry, wrong war.
Well, I might have some sort of loyalty to Gaming's Roar, but not an official allegiance, because I don't want to be associated with that kinds of people.
I'm pretty sure I'd set up a base somewhere, get a couple of friends in all factions and become an information broker.
Also, feel free to join my Network. Yeah, my one-man-faction is The Network of Nice Guys. NNG for short.
(note to self, change name to Network of Nice Guys and Gals if necessary)
Captcha: s loane ranger. Huh, captcha supports me too.

 

[phantasmalWordsmith]

...I will be on my own side; the "Shut the hell up, I'm trying to enjoy myself"-Independent group. And I shall fight all of them if it gets me some peace and quiet. Especially the escapist.

 

[Random Fella]

I'm none of those things... I'm the guy that just sits back and laughs at them

 

[Random Fella]

I hope they all go nuke each other to hell.
Because the only army i'd join would be the self thinking, atheist, quality media reich.
Well I'll just start it myself then. I'll be the Führer!
And here is my first speech:

Anime ist die Ursache allen Übels.
Nur mit gut geschrieben, schweren Medien erweitern Sie Ihren Geist.
Ich bin kein Rassist! Alle müssen sich vor uns beugen!
Das Reich über alles!

I want to join you, my Führer

 

[CATS FTW]

Where's 4chan in all of this? I would probably stick with them since there's no possibility that they would not win, I have no personal allegiance to them but they have no qualms about using chaos as a weapon. They're like the Piks or the Vikings or Hashashins they can't be stopped so you might as well take refuge with them till the storm passes.

 

[bluerocker]

The groups are:

The Meme Alliance- Made up of Memebase/9gag users

Tear of Aerith- JRPG/Anime fans

Gaming's Roar- IGN/Gamebomb/Screwattack community

The Minority Obsessors- An uber fandom/grammar nazi coalition

The Media Union- Reddit/Tumblr/Facebook addicts

Can I be a peace keeper between the factions? I have found myself a traveler in each of these groups, and I can identify each of them.

 

[Infernai]

I've finally found a group willing to put up with my Insanity and who not only accept me, but who i am proud to be apart of: The Brovengers.
Screw the other factions, I'm sticking with my Brothers and if anything comes our way you can bet your ass I'm gonna put up a fight till the end. I didn't pick the One Hundred Man Slayer as my Avatar just because i love Berserk y'know! I chose it because Screw Causality, I'm sticking with my fellow Brovengers. After all:

Spoiler

 

[neonsword13-ops]

Fucking Tear or Aerith.

Sure, the Persona fandom can be a bunch of dumb fucks, (excluding the ones in my fan-group. They're awesome) but I'm sure I can get adjusted relatively quickly.

Plus, since I'm joining a JRPG/Anime legion, that means I can watch all of the K-On! and Gurren Lagaan that I want, right?

 

[Kargathia]

An internet war, how terribly import-...

Chaos would be rampant if you succeed

Oh, in that case... Where can I sign?