Warhammer 40,000 vs Star Wars vs Real-world vs Anything else

[Voltaggia]

Aren't the C'Tan the WH40K equivalent of Cthulhu

Also, the Problem Sleuth guys killed their Cthulhu equivalent http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=4&p=001027

 

[Puppetmaster24]

For Slaneesh, I recommend we bring five blind jedi and a mirror. He sees himself and, problem solved. At any rate, if he's that sort of powerful, why doesn't he just take a stroll around the universe and make everything worship him?

Ripping the universe in half would, I think, be fatal even for WH40K.

A. the 40K universe is already full of holes

B. to get to slaanesh you first have to get through the 6 circles that guard his realm.

Number 1: the circle of avidity, in this circle are literal mountains of gold and gems, but if you touch ANY of this gold your soul is forfit and is devoured by the deamons that live in the gold and gems and your body is destroyed with it.

Number 2: the next circle is gluttony, in this cirdle is a vast lake of the best wine in the universe and in this lake are island cross crossed with bridges, and on each island is the best food you have seen but to taste but a simple morsel is to b e overcome with a hunger that no feast no matter how large can sate and you will eat till you explode. literaly!

Number 3: Next is carnality, you will be greeted by buxom wenches and beutiful young madens, and it is in this place that all kinds of fleshy pleasures can be sampled, but should you give in to your lust the women will trasnform into deamonettes and rip you to pieces.

Number 4: when you enter this circle you will be greated by roars of adulation and will see either an army as far as the eye can see or a chamber from which you can rule whole solar systems and will hold the respect of millions, but the longer you stay the more paranoid you will become, you will see discust behind every smile, hear a conspiracy in every whisper and you will slowly go mad.

Number 5: the cirdle of vainglory is a mesmerising garden, a maze of paths thick with beautiful flowers and heavy with thorns. the gentle, fragrant breeze whispers of past glorys, reminders of great achivements great and small, and in mirrored pools reflect the visitor as he sees himself, presenting him with the ideal self image. each step an intruder takes while feeling the slightest bit of pride will lead him down into the deapths of the garden until he is entangled in the thorns. and around him devil dryads sing out his achivements as an ironic eulogy.

Number 6: the last and most dangerous circle after all you have faced you will be greated by a never ending beach where a heavenly chorus and the perfum scented sea dulls their mind, the sand under foot is the desicated husks of those who have come before, to rest even for a second is to fall into a coma in which you will die in perfect sleepy bliss.

then you are in the throne room of slaanesh, surrounded by deamonettes the five jedi (if they even made it this far) will have to face hundreds upon hundreds of deamonettes, all of them quicker than you and all of them can rip through adamantime with ease, and if you don't die from them you will have to face slaanesh, no mortal can look upon him/her without pleadgeing himself to his/her way of life, and if your blind he will probably just temp you with his/her voice which has the same effect. and a mirror would not work, slaanesh is already in love with himself.

and the chaos gods have a problem when it comes to reality, they cannot enter it yet, there is not enough energy to sustain them.

 

[Voltaggia]

So then tell me, how the *beep* is slaneesh going to woo my berserk overpowered Jedi army from those 6 *beep*ing layers of hell? If he shows up on the battlefield, then fine - he can attempt to get the Jedi do whatever the *beep* he wants (and that is when my mirror plan comes into play), but from 6 layers of hell he can hardly do anything but cower in fear when someone is slamming away half of his army with a movement of his little finger.

 

[Puppetmaster24]

you do realise slaanesh wants you to come to him, he invites you into his realm. and he is't cowering in fear he is ever so slightly lazy, their is nothing to stop a chaos god from moving inside the realm of chaos, khorne does it quite often. and to sum that up let me put it this way, slaanesh is sat on his throne surronded by his most favored deamonettes who love and adore him unconditionally, they plat his long hair, rub oil into him, feed him basicly thay fulfil his every whim on command no questions asked. now let me ask you if you were in that situation would you leave just to go beat someone up.

 

[Voltaggia]

Then why did you say that you show the overpowered Jedi slaneesh? This is getting both ridiculous and out of hand...

 

[Puppetmaster24]

so you admit you have lost.

 

[Voltaggia]

Explain yourself. How have I lost if the only thing that you've brought in and can defeat the overpowered Jedi sits in his 6 layers of hell and doesn't move?

 

[Puppetmaster24]

brought in AND can defeat

i will assume that that and was a typo because the full sentence does not make scence with it in their. and i beg to differ with the whole only thing i have brung to that table stuff.
i bring you A:all the other gods. B:the necrons and the C'tan. (non fully awake and fully awake if you beat non fully awake).

 

[HerrSheistkopf]

In 40K, they're called terminators.

We have it all, baby.

Termies don't have mini nukes, just chain guns, normal missiles and the like. They're still pretty awesome if used properly.

Ooh.
Someone needs to bring to the WH40k maker's attention a ceramic called Zirconium Oxide.
It's fucking awesome.
It's stronger, harder to break, harder to melt, and retains a sharper edge than Steel.
I really want one as a sword.
XD

Well, yes and no. Since this is all fiction, I can just randomly create more than even more epic and more ridiculously overpowered. And what about the marines in the book version of Starship Troopers? In that book, the suits are essentially over-sized gorillas with mini-nukes and chain guns attached.

Is that the stuff the Japanese have started making kitchen cutlery with?

Well I meant in 40k they are arguably the best troops. Though the Star Shiptroopers Mobile infantry are defiantly amongst the best fictional troops out there, that and they were the inspiration for the Space Marines.

Yes. Yes it is.
Zirconium Oxide is actually a ceramic- yet it is more awesome than a lot or metals.

And to Ultrajoe- I've always found walkers of that size to be rather ridiculous. It's so huge it could easily miss a man and a backpack filled with high explosives, Then he can just attach it to the leg on a timer and boom!
So many resources turned useless.
It doesn't even appear to have satisfactory anti-infantry weaponry.
One, two guys and a bomb.
Or, just to continue the argument, a lightsaber.

Terminator marines dont use chain guns they use heavy bolters, Storm bolters etc . they dont need mini nukes because the death and destruction they leave in thier wake is comparable or even supierior to that of a mini nuke. I prefer the Ordo Malleus which consist of the Grey Knights

 

[HerrSheistkopf]

jedi would be no match for the Warriors of the Ordo Malleus theyre minds are more than capable of recognising and squashing a jedis effort to demoralize them with a mind trick. Plus the grey knights nemesis sword and nemesis nemesis halberd vs a lightsaber wielding jedi, the force from the impact would send a jedis lightsaber right back into the jedi.