Watson Wins Jeopardy

[PayneTrayne]

Machines 1, Everything That Is Beautiful And Joyous In Our Flawed Human Condition 0.

Make that machines 2. Big Blue scored the first point.

Wait? What's that sound? Th---that's the Renaissance's music!

And Michelangelo Buonarotti and Leonardo DaVinci, the tag team champions of the world, have entered the ring! And they brought art! Spirituality! The ability to create entirely new ideas out of whole cloth with no pre-existing template from which to work!

And what's this? Look who's coming out of the tunnel!

It's Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart! And he seems hell bent on showing computers that technical perfection is nothing if not tempered with the very soul of the gods themselves!

And it's Franz Schubert! Who in madness achieved the very height of 19th-century orchestral music!

And...what's this? Could it be? Yes! It's Johann Strauss! Bringing whimsy and mastery in equal measure to create music that makes even the most hardened soul want to get up and dance the waltz!

*opening strains to "Draco and Maria" begin to play*

And...my GODS! Nobuo Uematsu, using the power of the computer to cinch the victory for humanity!

*referee starts counting*

ONE! TWO! THREE!

Humanity WINS!

You should add yourself to humanity as a point for what is, quite possibly, the best forum reply I have ever seen!

SimuLord: 1 Humanity: More than enough. Machinery: 3 (Watson, Chessmasters and Porn Devices)

 

[Logic 0]

We didn't even get close to defeating the machine.

 

[sicnasty77]

Quick someone get me a water pistol I will show that MF who the real boss is!

You sir just made me laugh (falls off the chair and hardly escapes a neck injury)

OT: Impossible for the human brain, despite still capable to carry more information then any Super Computer (actually our brain got more connections than all computers combined), to organize it and retrieve when needed.

Just glad to make someones day!