ways to make your girlfriend miss you

[Kinguendo]

Blind here, she is bound to miss quite a lot with that hurdle.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Ways to make your girlfriend miss you? I would say being awesome to her, loving every moment you get with her and making her happy would probably mean she'd miss you being around. Just get to know her and become a good addition to her life without being overbearing.

Yeah, as mentioned, this thread started off creepy and got worse.

*reads more of it*

I see what you mean.

 

[Murais]

Stop being creepily needy, and if you miss her, tell her you miss her?

Manipulation is a shitty way to go about interaction with other people, especially your girlfriend.

 

[Brutal Peanut]

I am a bit scared and confused about what I am reading. o_o;;

 

[hotdogoctopus]

She likes ponies!? Make her a Hordomeowster! Shove a hamster in a cat, shove the cat in a dog, shove the dog in a horse, cook at 425f for 7 hours with the herbs and spices of your choice (I suggest rosemary, thyme, oregano, and maybe a slight bit of coriander) and serve with a light starch such as cous cous, fruit salad, and a rose such as the V. Sattui 'Gamay Rouge' and you'll be in like sin.

 

[Phasmal]

How about don't play shitty manipulation games.

 

[hotdogoctopus]

"ways to make your girlfriend miss you"

zig zagging between cover while tuck and rolling ?

Run in a straight line. You'll live longer.

 

[Palademon]

I would've thought your partner would miss you anyway...

I thought that'd be expected.

 

[Baron von Blitztank]

To quote my girlfriend here: "What is 10 Days* when we have the rest of our lives together?"
But if you're desperate to get attention then I have a few ways;

1- Fake your death
2- Set her house on fire
3- Have a friend send her dismembered body parts of her parents
4- Put yourself in a coma (results may vary)
5- Month long holiday!
6- Hire some Somali pirates to kidnap you
7- The Sam Raimi




*Ok, she said 5 years and it was about leaving to go to University but it still counts!

 

[shrekfan246]

The Sam Rami?
That seems to work pretty well for anything

Can't believe it took so long for somebody to make a LoadingReadyRun reference on an 'X Ways To Y'-titled thread.

I'm not witty, so I don't think I can really help. At least not more than anybody else has.

 

[Baron von Blitztank]

Ze Snip

What if you combine all 7?

Then
A) You have a lot of time on your hands
B) The coma will help you survive the apocalypse that's gonna happen next week
C) Your girlfriend will REALLY miss you

There's also the slight prospect of breaking time, but that's nothing to worry about

im an evil boyfriend

Somehow, this comes as a shock to all of us.

I know, right? With an attitude like this I'm surprised he's ever managed to get this far in a relationship

 

[DugMachine]

You shouldn't have to do anything to get your girlfriend to miss you lol. And pretty sure from what I could decipher out of the broken english, she's studying for an exam, not purposely avoiding you. Whatever exam she's taking is WAY more important than you if it's taking 10 days to study for so just back off for awhile. Nobody likes a clingy boyfriend/girlfriend.

 

[zerodrk]

How about don't play shitty manipulation games.

I think the language barrier just made the message somewhat lost in translation. They seem to be wanting ways to be romantic and to remind her that he's around.

YOU ARE CORRECT!

You shouldn't have to do anything to get your girlfriend to miss you lol. And pretty sure from what I could decipher out of the broken english, she's studying for an exam, not purposely avoiding you. Whatever exam she's taking is WAY more important than you if it's taking 10 days to study for so just back off for awhile. Nobody likes a clingy boyfriend/girlfriend.

you are also correct

First post? I think this guy is trolling

somehow this is correct