Ways you don't want to die in.
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With clothes on.
Oh, it's been a long running joke between me and my friends, but there is that grain of truth to it as I absolutely don't want to die in a bed or end up wasting away the last years of my life in peace. Hell, the idea and concept of retiring is something I'm against, as I want to at least have something to keep me busy. That said, many a joke has been made on how exactly my obituary will be written and the stupidity of the act that will be the fantastic finale of my time on this earth, but I've all but guaranteed that the words 'while naked' will be used.
So yeah, if ever it looks like I'm about to die you can damn well better believe I'm going to start stripping.
Oh, it's been a long running joke between me and my friends, but there is that grain of truth to it as I absolutely don't want to die in a bed or end up wasting away the last years of my life in peace. Hell, the idea and concept of retiring is something I'm against, as I want to at least have something to keep me busy. That said, many a joke has been made on how exactly my obituary will be written and the stupidity of the act that will be the fantastic finale of my time on this earth, but I've all but guaranteed that the words 'while naked' will be used.
So yeah, if ever it looks like I'm about to die you can damn well better believe I'm going to start stripping.
Covered in bees. Seriously, death by bees is my #1 "I don't want to die that way" death.
Funny thing is, that almost happened to me a few months back. How I walked away with unsoiled trousers is anyone's guess.
Funny thing is, that almost happened to me a few months back. How I walked away with unsoiled trousers is anyone's guess.
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Agreed.FreelanceButler said:
Particularly Quan chi's one (Where he breaks off their leg and proceeds to continually hit them with their own leg until you press continue) Seems rather violent and a rather poor way to do. As your kinda being kicked to death by your own leg which you no longer control o.0
Oh... there'd be a long list.
I suppose I can sum things up in that I don't want to die scared or in pain.
When you think about it, that really includes all kinds of ways to go out.
I suppose I can sum things up in that I don't want to die scared or in pain.
When you think about it, that really includes all kinds of ways to go out.
Anything that involves fish hooks, fire, booze, or being burried alive.
Other than that, I'm good.
Other than that, I'm good.
And then the noob saibot portal one (Portal is made, his shadow grabs you and starts taking you down the portal, noob then proceeds to close the portal cutting half your body off and you proceed to crawl back to him) As that one is like the worst case scenario, Not being quite dead but knowing that your going to be soon and also missing your legs >.>FreelanceButler said:
And of course the Ermacs pest control one (Makes you tiny and just stamps on you) As that just seems to trigger like previous nightmares about that kinda stuff that I have had before D;