usually one of my friends will sneak off during one of these bro days and get laid in a ditch somewhere and then come back claiming it took a long time, "to get chips" Bastard.
We all need our guy time, right?
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I was totally having a Bro night with the guys a few weeks ago and one of the guys bailed to hang with his women and we were all like "Dude, not cool, thats a judas-bro move right there".
In the next frame he eats the gun in a manwitch!Furburt said:AAAARGH
Sorry, I hate the ubiquity of the word 'Bro'. I just...hate it.
But sure, we all need a bit of time apart with members of our own gender. Women get to eat chocolate, try one each others clothes and watch weepy films, whereas men get drunk, fight and watch Rambo!
Or, in my case, all get stoned, walk in a field for hours and then watch Rambo, not understanding a bit of it! Manly, eh?
Oh yeah me and my mates occasionally have a man night where we get drunk and watch manly movies (commando, rambo, predator etc). We also hold a weekend lan every couple of months in one of our mates summerhouse where we get drunk and talk about manly stuff. Many fun drinking games have been created at those lans like drinking DotA: A 3 sips when you die or kill someone, 1 sip if someone on your team dies or kills someone. Shots if we win, two shots if we lose.
Bro Time for me is FNM with my friends. But if a girl played we would let her.
I don't really care much for "bro" time. I hate most people in groups. They change. I prefer hanging out one on one.
I don't really care much for "bro" time. I hate most people in groups. They change. I prefer hanging out one on one.
Eh, I've missed those times since I got out of college. Buddies and I hung out, played games, played Drink The Beer, played Load The Bowl, and generally had a good time all the time.
Since I've moved I haven't really connected with anyone at all. Don't have much in common with anyone I work with and not much desire to hit the town and do....nothing but drink.
So, no Broments for me these days. Just as well. Work too damn much anyway
Since I've moved I haven't really connected with anyone at all. Don't have much in common with anyone I work with and not much desire to hit the town and do....nothing but drink.
So, no Broments for me these days. Just as well. Work too damn much anyway
We play Left 4 Dead and read comics.
And when the weepy, non-alcoholic men leave, we break out the beer and vodka. Good times, good times.
And when the weepy, non-alcoholic men leave, we break out the beer and vodka. Good times, good times.
Of course we need our time for manliness! When else are we gonna grow chest hair, do retarded shit and talk about the many inexplicable erections of the day. Need me to take out the garbage? Man time. Want me to sit around and listen about how your day went? Sorry, Man Time. Want to have vigorous sex to celebrate your promotion? To bad Babe, Man Tim..Fuck you guys! I'll be right there honey!
[sub]Bros before hoes. Creating more virgins everyday.[/sub]
We men may be simple creatures. Gunshots, explosions and laser robot dinosaurs may leave us slack-jawed for due to sheer badassery and men named Dick Hardas-Steel may be heralded with a complimentary beers and envied by all while receiving fist-taps for having such an awesome name. Seriously that is a pretty fucking badass name right there. Just imagine for one second, your name being Dick Hardas-Steel.
[sub]The condom for people named Dick Hardas-Steel.[/sub]
But we as men should be celebrated for our simplicity! Our cut and dry view of the whole is matched by no other creature! Our Neanderthal social code should be adored for its straightforwardness! So yes I say! Celebrate ourselves as men! Wear that jockstrap with your head held high! Don't cover that still completely inexplicable erection! Pop it with pride! For you are the man!
[sub]The man easily controlled by this. But still. The man.[/sub]
My Afterword to all this brillant tripe:
[sub]Just don't do the erection poppin' thing around other dudes. Unless it is your dream to join these guys.[/sub]
[sub]Bros before hoes. Creating more virgins everyday.[/sub]
We men may be simple creatures. Gunshots, explosions and laser robot dinosaurs may leave us slack-jawed for due to sheer badassery and men named Dick Hardas-Steel may be heralded with a complimentary beers and envied by all while receiving fist-taps for having such an awesome name. Seriously that is a pretty fucking badass name right there. Just imagine for one second, your name being Dick Hardas-Steel.
[sub]The condom for people named Dick Hardas-Steel.[/sub]
But we as men should be celebrated for our simplicity! Our cut and dry view of the whole is matched by no other creature! Our Neanderthal social code should be adored for its straightforwardness! So yes I say! Celebrate ourselves as men! Wear that jockstrap with your head held high! Don't cover that still completely inexplicable erection! Pop it with pride! For you are the man!
[sub]The man easily controlled by this. But still. The man.[/sub]
My Afterword to all this brillant tripe:
[sub]Just don't do the erection poppin' thing around other dudes. Unless it is your dream to join these guys.[/sub]
Um no... I hate 'Bros'... They're all a bunch of idiots. Honestly, I wish that I had more female friends that I could hang out with, as well as male friends.
But, you are right in a sense. Many overly machismo men or 'Bros' need time for the pisswater beer, bad pot, and testosterone to flow.
But, you are right in a sense. Many overly machismo men or 'Bros' need time for the pisswater beer, bad pot, and testosterone to flow.
I spent the night at one of my friend's houses just a couple of days ago actually. There was four of us gaming, eating, and having a great time. Albeit, our "bro nights", as you put it, aren't all that manly, as most of the night consists of us playing "gay chicken," a game in which one person makes a homosexual pass at another, who then retaliates, going back and forth until one of the players breaks. It's very stupid, but also surprisingly fun...
Don't peg all of us the same, hon. As much as I loves my chocolate, my 'girls nights' involve drinking, fighting and violent films. Gotta love hanging out with lesbians.Furburt said: