"Well, that was a resounding success."
"Just shut up."
"No, I really mean it. You managed to not destroy an entire city."
Theta glares at Polymatheia.
"Yeah. You just destroyed half of it. Much better."
"Can you two take your passive-aggressive sniping elsewhere?"
"Shut up Omicron!"
"Sorry, I got confused. I thought this was my lab, but apparently I'm in some kind of Bizarro universe where you two are some kind of dysfunctional married couple!"
Tau facepalms.
"Omicron, just fuck off."
"I would, but I'm trying to fix Joel. You know, the guy you sent into an unholy clusterfuck war to end all wars."
"I WILL BREAK YOUR FACE."
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
"Shouldn't he be sedated?"
"No, Tau took the sedative and he's about to inject it into you, like he did to Theta."