"Truer words man, as for why I'm here, it's 'cause of Eldri over there." He jerks a thumb at the silent pony, who glares back.
"She sensed this mystery portal in one of the sub-basments, so we went to check it out and BOOM, we get sucked in and spat out here."
"So, how 'bout you?" He asks, producing a katana from his vest and checking it for any impuritys. Looking up, he see's Eddies fallen asleep.
"God, my story wasn't that boring was it?"
"Well, it was a little dry in the middle, but the ending was spot on."
Code:
'Wait, what? Your not Mr Johns-'
Knife shots the intercom, dissolving it and half the desk its sitting on.
"Now, where were we." He says, turning back to the cowering man in the corner, "Oh yea, I remember, you were going to give me the codes to the computer network."