"Ten thousand." Jack says. The axe misses the LOLcat and pierces the ground.
[HEADING=2]Meanwhile, on the opposite side of the world.[/HEADING]
Wow, life is great. I mean, I'm getting married and having a kid, my job pays great and it's wonderful... I. Love. Life. the Smiling Man thought.
That is, before a shadow axe bisected him.
[HEADING=2]Millennia later, on an alien planet...[/HEADING]
Wow, life is great. I mean, I'm getting married and having a kid, my job pays great and it's wonderful, and my family has died only of old age for millennia... I. Love. Life. the Smiling Man's space-travelling descendant thought.
Before a shadow axe bisected him.