"Because it hurts like fuck." Trilby says.
He pulls Reginald to his feet, takes a couple of steps back and points.
"HOLY SHIT ELDRITCH ABOMINATIONS!"
He swings at Reginald's balls with the baseball bat. One of two things happen:
1. Smack to the balls
2. Reginald calls the bluff, and blocks the bat. Trilby then swings the hockey stick at his head.