Doctor Com shook his head, "The one's I've seen have proven to be better then most... The problem with me is that I had to be gradually exposed to my fictionality, while, by talking to Scarlet, then known as 'Doctor Com,' I broke her... She wen't mad, and tried her best to make herself her own being." He sighed, "Why is the universe such an ass to me..."
OoC: Not to mention the fact that Ferdinand flew a car containing Ferdinand and Tophat into the stratosphere.