Doctor Com sighed, "Well... its a long story... You see, Ferdinand, the British duck, has always been an influence in my life for my entire life. He's guided me from the shadows. One day... I did something... I went to visit my female self, and, well... too make a long story short, I told her about our fictionality before her version of Ferdinand could prep her, and that drove her insane."
Roland walked up to Tophat, "I have no idea."
Roland turns to Erica, "Good morning."