Scarlet flintches, "Could you put on some desent clothing, before I feel the urge to rape you?"
She turns to Berethor, "Its a board game. A simple board game, one all about words. Accept it, and your problems will disappear, every single one of them. Gone, poof! Just accept the duel, and reap the rewards."
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Doctor Com turns to Winona, "Well, it started when I began my travels across the multiverse. The multiverse is... well... confusing, large, sprawling. It has more worlds then anything you could ever imagine. Now, understand that many of these worlds spawn from sorta... 'seed' worlds, worlds that imagined them up, created them. I still did not know this. Nor did I know Ferdinand made it so that, one day, I would be fit to travel the multiverse. The point is, I was ignorant. Then, one day, Ferdinand appeared at my doorstep. I was confused, then he said something, just three words that changed my life.
'I need help.'
I asked with what, and he said saving the multiverse. You see, I came from a universe where SOPA never existed, so I didn't know about that. He told me that I could go wherever I wanted, anywhere, anywhen. I, naturally, accepted, being curios. He brought me to his home, and gave me a choice of weapons to tempt to attack the US with. I went with an odd box, labeled 'box-o-memes.' I told him I wanted to use that. Then, I asked him the nature of the threat, And he told me this: "The goverment of one world is going to pass a law, and it threatened to remove entire universes from existence. Among them were a species of cat called LOLcats. They assisted me in attempting to destroy the US. I, with the help of the internet and LOLcat kind destroyed the US government, multiple cities, and pretty much the entire USA. Ferdinand then folded that world over into the 'Trunk' Timeline, causing every senator to have a nightmare all about that. They vetoed the bill, and the universe known as the internet survived. I was renowned for a while, and went down in LOLcat lore as 'DOCTA OV TEH COMS.' Pretty soon, everyone called me Doctor Com. When it was time to create a name for myself, I called myself Doctor Com. That's pretty much it. I'm not a real doctor."
