We Are Our Avatars II Over. Done. Finished. Other synonyms for complete.

[Wackymon]

You get hit by the hysterical dame into the odd portal.
You name is problem sleuth, you are one of the top Problem Sleuths in the city. Solicitations for your service are numerous in quantity. Compensation, adequate. It is a balmy summer evening. You are feeling particularly hard boiled tonight.
Or at least... you were, before you fell into the portal.
You fall for what feels to be hours, before you appear high in the sky above a ship. You continue to fall, and land on an odd woman wearing a fur coat.
You look at the woman, and ask her where you are

OoC: Alright, time for me to explain my writing style:
Gray is the equivilent to speech. but he rarely speaks in the comic, only says what he says, but not the speech. I'm using gray to distinguish his speech from actions.. And yes, I'm here.

 

[VeneratedWulfen93]

From the hanging position Geralt draws his steel sword and severs the tentacle before casting a Yrden trap where he stood and then a Quen shield around himself as he ran to find his silver sword.

OOC:Jag Geralt is a Witcher, Grubbs is a werewolf, either grubbs or Geralt will have to die to resolve this.

 

[Random berk]

OOC: @Wacky Didn't we already have the problem of falling from the sky being a fatal injury with Jag? Fuck it, lets just say he fell from about 12 feet up.

AEanna glanced up to see a portal open over her head and a man fall out. She yelped and cast a quick oakflesh spell, just before he crashed down on her. As the man groaned in pain, she wriggled out from under him and hopped to her feet, cancelling the spell.
"What in Oblivion?! Who are you?"

 

[JaguarDwarf]

Grubbs roared and the ground around Geralt and Grubbs shattered leaving a 10m gap. "Your going nowhere!" Grubbs said muttering the words for a spell.

 

[VeneratedWulfen93]

Geralt scrambles across his silver sword and picks it up, returning the steel one to its sheath before running back to kill the werewolf, he was still enveloped in the Quen shields crackling energy. Somebody had better pay him for this things head.

 

[Kirke]

Tophat woke up from the fighting.
"Hey! You two! Cut it out or I will shoot you both!"

 

[Wackymon]

>PS: Interact with HYSTERICAL DAME
You look at the HYSTERICAL DAME, she appears to be distressed. you take off your hat to calm her down.
Your name is Problem Sleuth, you are one of the top Problem Sleuths in the city. Solicitations for your service are numerous in quantity. Compensation, adequate.
You tell the woman about yourself.
You hold out your hand for her to shake.

OoC: He's fallen from higher, PS. When falling, he can sometime fall in a MORE HARDBOILED MANNER. Oh! And feel free to give PS Commands in OoC by using the template: >PS: Command.

 

[JaguarDwarf]

Grubbs sees Kernel on the edge and uses magic to grab him. "Kah-Gash?" Kernel asks. Grubbs nods. They join hands and Grubbs roars a spell making the power of the Kah-Gash push Geralt to the edge. The silver sword flew and Grubbs grabbed it and threw it in front of Geralt. "I will not kill you, I'll spare you." He said making a bridge to AEanna.

 

[Wackymon]

>PS: Prepare for Sleuth Diplomacy.
You ready your RING OF KEYS to take down the Wolf.
You prepare also, a Borne one liner, for when you attack.

 

[VeneratedWulfen93]

"The same can't be said for me werewolf, I'll kill you." Geralt says picking up the sword and running, the Quen sign had shielded him from the shockwave and he swung his silver sword in a wide two handed arc, aiming to sever the creatures head from its shoulders.

 

[JaguarDwarf]

Grubbs turned and kicked Geralt. "Im stronger than you!"

 

[Random berk]

AEanna was slightly confused by the strange man's introduction, but shook his hand anyway.

"I am AEanna Lif Ame, of Summerset Isle. A pleasure to meet you." Then her brow furrowed in annoyance.
"Ecxuse me for a moment." She turned to face the two brawlers. Raising her hands, she fired an ice shard into the dirt at Geralt's feet, and unleashed a pillar of flame in front of Grubbs's face, close enough to singe his fur.
"ENOUGH! What are you even fighting over anyway?!"

OOC: Damned website ate my post again! And after I'd cut a part from my post, so had to type it again. I swear it just likes to troll me.

 

[VeneratedWulfen93]

Geralt swerved around the kick and swung again. "I was designed to kill your kind." He says in the same disspassionate tone.

 

[JaguarDwarf]

Grubbs was annoyed and clasped his hands together and made a window open. He thanked Bernabus under his breath. Grubbs made 30 werewolfs charge out of the window and grapple Geralt. One took the sword and gave it to Grubbs. "Stop with the killing of the Gradys!"

 

[Kirke]

Tophat fires three shots into the air with its pistol.
"QUIT IT!"

 

[Wackymon]

>PS: Conteplate one liners
"You could say that you bit my hand, and I was going to feed you."
"Just a warning, my BITE is stronger then my BARK."
"You know, I'd hate to BITE, but I find this fight BARKING mad!"
"I find it hard to tell witch one will bite harder!"
"You know, I've got a bullet, and it BITES as loud as it BARKS"
No, these are horrible. You're going to have to think of some good ones.

Three hundred LOLcats charge from the portal, and start eating the Werewolfs alive.

OoC: You forgot about the LOLcats, didn't you?

Doctor Com sighes, "Agreed. At least now their facing LOLcats."

 

[VeneratedWulfen93]

OOC: I hate the Lolcats idea, its no better than Jag randomly spawnign were wolves and having him control my character by taking his sword off,

Geralt kept his sword and fights the were wolves off, slashing and rolling. The sliver blade severed their limbs and left smoking gashes in their bodies as Geralt focused inteltly on fighting.

 

[JaguarDwarf]

Grubbs grabbed Curly,Moe and Larry and ran for it.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

@wacky: I have a gift for you:

Spoiler: Loads of Characters!

Spoiler: Mine

Joel

James

Rose and Vriska

Dave and Equius

Lelouch

Spoiler: Rosh's

Charlotte Dunois

Laura Bodewig

Spoiler: Diablo's

Rugal Bernstein

Albert Wesker

Simo Hayha

 

[Wackymon]

The LOLcats slowly drag the Wherewolfs from the portal, and brings them back, before eating the portal.