The pies and random junk that Doctor Com fires are merely batted away by Satan's tentacles. The laser he absorbs with his left hand. "Thank you, I gain even more power." Looking at Ferdinand, he says. "Because it pisses you off. Go get your Officers, if you must. I'll kill them while I'm at it."
Seeing Rincewind's attacks, he absorbs the lightning with his other hand, and a Tentacle smashes Luggage into the ground.
Joe successfully cuts off Satan's arm, but it quickly reattaches. And he uses it to knock Joe away.
He then looks at the girls and hunches down on all fours. He opens his mouth wide, like a snake and fires a powerful laser, courtesy of Doctor Com's attack that is far stronger, larger, and more intense.
OoC: @Wacky No, he can not die and he can not be contained by anything but Jio.
@Slenn It's a cool series. And the Angels and Demon all look very interesting.
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