He shrugged, "Wanted to make a name for myself as one of the biggest bastards in history. When I was alive, I was known as 'Bernard, DESTROYER OF UNIVERSES!' Everyone feared me, everyone lothed me, everyone wanted me dead. I laughed as I stomped them into the ground... eventually, I was killed by this guy with a trilby, who came after me because I captured his daughter. He killed me in one fellow swoop... It was a quick death, but a shameful one. Soon, I was forgotten, nobody ever talked about me, nobody remembered me, nobody cared. I was just a speck on the wind..." He said, sounding more depressed as he went on.