"Now see the problem here is, you think this thing is a pile of junk, yet you're still inspecting it. I don't trust you as far as I can throw you, and you haven't proved to me that you aren't just going to write 'Joe is a silly guy' or something stupid like that on the side of it the second I walk away. Hell I don't even know your name! Now will you kindly step away from the over-sized tin can that I love to eat large quantities of ramen in if you'd be even the slightest bit kind." Joe said as he stepped in front of the metal man.