We Are Our Avatars III (Ended!)

[Chungus]

What's a video game? "You're only answer to the question of 'why fight' is 'why not?' I'd say to prevent monsters such as the ones we're facing from doing more damage would be a better answer.
But whatever works, I suppose." Erica said with a smile.
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Kefka grinned, even as Yuuka held the sharp tip of her umbrella to his gut. "Do I have any last words? I do. Two in fact...
Havoc Wing!" Once again, two warped-looking angelic wings erupted from Kefka's back, but this time, rather then using them to fly, he aimed to use them to tear at Yuuka's forearms.

 

[VeneratedWulfen93]

"I have no other answer. Violence, Real violence, is horrific and I hate it. But looking around at all this makes me think of any reason someone wouldn't fight." Daniel said.

 

[Safe in the Dark]

Yukari opened another gap nearby and began hurling Chia pets at the PASTMASTER. "I'll stop if you can answer my riddle. What goes up and down the stairs without moving?" She asked grinning smugly. "Answer quick, I think I have a Chia Sumo in here somewhere." She said with a cheery tone as she continued the assault of knick-knacks.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Yuuka was forced to let go of her victim in order to try to avoid Kefka's attack. Still being stuck in slow, Yuuka only managed to make Havoc Wing cut deeply into both her forearms. Her plants didn't ahve to let go though, and they increased the pressure on Kefka's arms to near bone crushing levels. Yuuka cracked her neck a bit. "You're multitude of tricks is getting rather annoying... It's too bad for you that i still have a few of my own. Here's one i think you'll like..."

Again, Yuuka's body started to make a small cracking noise. From the top of her head, she began splitting down the middle with a multitude of cracks and tears being heard. within a few short moments, Yuuka had split her own body in two, both halves had separated only a bit before they began to continue this transformation both bodies began to regrow their missing halves in a very plant like fashion, with vessels and bones growing from each end, followed by muscles and skin. Both Yuuka's still retained the wounds the original had, but, well, now there's two of her. The first again went for Kefka's throat. the second tried to make it's way behind him to deal with the wings.

OoC: Yes, she can do this. But only once. there cannot be more than two. At least, as far as canon says. also, she is clothed. Cloning produces clothes too.

OoC: For those who knew this, this is just one way i see Yuuka doing that. Just having the clone slide outer is kinda boring and not menacing at all.

 

[VeneratedWulfen93]

OOC: Kefka treated as a threat, aaaaaaaaand its gone.

 

[BoosterGold]

The Pastmaster finally freed himself from the plants, just in time for Yukari to start throwing Chia-pets at his ugly face "Ah you horrible creature, stop this at once!, If you wish to play games I will be generous and entertain your whimsical folly if only briefly...the answer is the stone the steps are made from...NOW cease this assault with your tiny grass cover sculptures!"

 

[Chungus]

"And don't like it either. I don't think anyone here really does." Erica replied, then added. "Still, some times it has to be done."
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Kefka made a sounthat could be described a s a wierd mixture of screaming and laughter when the vines began crushing his bones. "Grgg.. T-this sure is a-annoying...
But... you're not the only one who can call back-up! Eheheheh..." Kefka spat in the face of the Yuuka that went for his throat, then closed his eyes and grinned.
A flash of pink light emmited from Kefka's body. "Oooh, Odin! Be a good boy and deal with this!"
A portal open above the skies of Campo Grande, from wich a rainbow came forth, despite the fact the their was not a drop of rain in the air. From the portal, a Nordic-looking knight wearing ornate looking black and yellow armour and a horned helmet came forth, riding a pale seven-legged horse down the rainbow, as if it were a bridge.
As Odin rapidly approach, he drew his scimitar and made a slashing motion. In the blink of a eye, the vines that had ensnared Kefka were severed, alowing him to fly away, landing several fet away from the Yuuka's, next to Odin.
"How's that for a trick!"

OoC @Ven: Or so we thought!

 

[Safe in the Dark]

"... Technically correct! Your fabulous prize is... All these feels." With a snap of her fingers Yukari made the Pastmaster relive his entire life again in the span of three point four seconds, with the added bonus of his head being replaced with a large watermelon during the montage, his head was fine now though. "You can either take your current winnings and stop playing, or continue onto the stunt round!"

 

[Kirke]

Tophat rambled quietly to itself, sounding a tad panicky as it said something about feeling like it had forgotten stuff.

 

[VeneratedWulfen93]

"I know now." Daniel said nodding. "I'm just waiting to deliver some news to everyone when they are up." He explained.

 

[BoosterGold]

"CURSE THOSE BLASTED SWAT KATS!!!!!! HOW DARE THEY SMASH MY HEAD WITH A MALLET FOR THE SAKE OF COMEDY!" he screamed as he relieved his every embarrassing defeat t the hands of The Swat Kats: The Radical Squadran, this time though his head was a large watermelon, all in the span of 3.5 seconds.
After a minute or two he came to his senses...sort of, because the next thing he did was walk straight up to Yukari shove his gross bony finger in her face and say..." I shall take the stunt round you horrible disgusting creature!"

Spoiler: If it isn't obvious everyone needs to watch Swat Kats like yesterday

http://www.swatkats.us/episodes.php

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Yuuka's patience was wearing thin. the clown seemed to have an endless bag of tricks, and she wasn't happy with this. She would win this fight. If only there were more plants nearby, but for miles, everything was dead, there were no root systems for her to even manipulate, thus cutting her power greatly. "I never liked clowns..." Said both Yuukas in unison. Together, they both pointed their parasols at Kefka and unfurled them. Wasting no time, both Yuukas fired the preliminary pencil neck beam ahead of them, catching Kefka on both sides. Both Yuukas fired a slightly smaller Master Spark at Kefka, (the very large beam from earlier) both of them flying at high velocities for him and Odin, catching a huge area in between them. Using much of her strength to fire the beam, the Yuukas managed to fire of some smaller projectiles in seemingly random, but tight patterns in all directions.

If this doesn't work... I'll have to be resourceful... I am the strongest in the world, I shall not be defeated by a clown! Yuuka let out a mighty roar and unleashed everything into the Dual Spark.

 

[Safe in the Dark]

The finger went through her now intangible face as she grinned. "Your challenge is simple. Return to this spot in the time it takes for me to count to six-billion-four-million-two-hundred-thousand-three-hundred-forty-six." She then placed a helmet on his head and gapped him onto Pluto.

 

[VeneratedWulfen93]

OOC: I think I'll lurk until the stupidity dies down.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

OOC: @VeneratedWulfen93: By stupidity, you mean Yukari and THE PASTMASTER, right?

 

[BoosterGold]

As the Gap Hag sent the Pastmaster to the Ex-planet Pluto, he was beginning to think this 'Stunt Round' was a mistake on his part. "Send me to the heavens, You think the stars are a match for the PASTMASTER!" he screamed out into the vacuum of space.
He opened his Tome Time to a Pterodactyl and said, Hear the spell of this immortal, send this creature through the portal.
A portal swirl violently above and spat out a Pterodactyl with a fish bowl on its head...so it could breathe in space.
He then Jumped onto its back and it started the trip back to Earth, as Yukari kept on counting.

 

[VeneratedWulfen93]

OOC: I'll rephrase it. I'll lurk until the plot kicks back in. Although seeing Kefka, a villain with a big 'Don't fuck with me' sign that has hung over his head for most of the thread getting soloed is pretty wierd. I'll probs just foreshadow the 'Nids for a bit to kill time.

 

[Chungus]

"The news that you've decided to fight? Or something else?" Erica asked.
Moments after she had asked that question, she gasped upon hearing Tophat's voice again, relifed to know it was still alive. Tophat? Can you hear me? Talk to me!
[hr]
Forgotten? What have you forgotten?
[hr]
Seeing the two Yuukas move to catch him and Kefka in a pincer attack, Odin tugged at the reins of his stead, sprinting out of the way of the blasts. The horse, defying gravity, sprinted through the air as quickly as it was walking on solid ground. Once in the clear, he turned around again and raised his sword, wich now was shimmering slightly.

Kefka himself simply laughed as the beams came at him. They both hit him, and engulfed him in a massive explosion that shook the ground.
Once the dust settled, it revealed Kefka still standing with much of his clothing ruined, though there was something diferent. He stood within a blue pyramid of blue light, his eyes no longer looking human as they glowed organge.
"Nice try... But, sadly for you... you face a living god! Ah-hahahaha!"
Kefka's skin began to peal off, revealing purple flesh. Four more wings sprouted from his back, two angelic ones, and two demonic ones. With his lips gone, Kefka's teeth looked equally as demonic as those of Yuuka.
"Oh-ho-ho! It's been a while since I used this power... You should feel honoured that a insect such as you might see it before your misserable, pointless existance comes to an end!"
Kefka took to the skies, kicking up another cloud of dust as he did. He pointed at the original Yuuka, casting a Blizzaga spell at her, sending a wave of ice spikes her way.

 

[VeneratedWulfen93]

"Its news about what I've seen." The grin returned to his face. "I told you I see alot but thats the problem as well. When I was...." He didn't want to use the term 'working for' "with...those guys in Rio I was forced to deliver information on the group to them." His grin faded as he realised the reprecutions. "I'll leave it to the others to decide what to do with me.!

 

[Kirke]

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