"I-uh, sorry, I just thought demons were supposed to be big and scary. You're kinda tiny" replied Kanji
"I've never seen a cute, tiny demon before!" said the chair
"Big and scary unless they get sealed into a damned folding chair at least..." thought the chair
"I've never seen a cute, tiny demon before!" said the chair
"Big and scary unless they get sealed into a damned folding chair at least..." thought the chair