We Are Our Avatars IX: Act V: The Sabotage of the Scandolous Saurian Scoundrels (Open)

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Gearhead mk2

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Samus blinked, not sure what he meant by that first comment, and decided to swiftly move on. "One of our group was accused of some crimes by a band of zealous crusaders, and had a bounty placed on her and the rest of our group for protecting her. We came here because the organisation that runs this place, XCOM, were willing to hold a trial. We already know the charges are false, so this is just a formality to get the bounty taken off. "
 

Demonjazz

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Ah yes, Strange jobs. I got many of those. They always start out small of course. Werewolf coming for me to investigate a robbery at a shop... By the end of it, I uncovered that the robber was a worshiper of an outer god who needed to be summoned with butterscotch candies
"Private investigator."
 

Demonjazz

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Bounty Hunters. Met a few in my life, are usually a pretty nasty lot... I have no idea why I'm always stuck with the dangerous women
"Yeah, I'll tell you, Us vigilantes usually do a better job upholding the law than the police do."
 

Demonjazz

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Only talks of the red tape. Must not be from the city
"Nah. I'm from a big city, police are corrupt where I'm from. In the land of the pigs, the butcher is king and all that."
 

Demonjazz

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"Me. I was never on the force, My Grandfather kept a lot of his old pulp magazines from when he was a kid, liked to read all of them to me. The movie Dick Tracy also came out when I was kid. I wished that my young self wasn't as stupid. If only they made movies about accountants."
Ah yes, My poor young and naive self. Thought the life of a Private eye was glamorous. You went around shooting down the bad guys and helping everyone. If only I knew about all the horrors I would see, Almost went mad seeing an outer god once. Already did go mad seeing the most base and debauched of society. No wonder everyone does hard drugs in the city. It's a temporary release of society. Release from the homicides, the rapes, the suicides. The police acting like ravenous packs of wolves and preying on the innocent lambs of the town just for having pot they planted on them.
 

Demonjazz

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"Comic strip about a detective from back in the day. Real famous for his phone watch. Wore a mustard coat and fedora."
 

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"Are there other forensic experts and detectives where you're from? Much like the police, do you think they are corrupt?" EMily said, leaning up from Sara's lap.
 

Demonjazz

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Yeah, back in some of my younger days, I used to be called Dick Tracy by some of my friends cause of the way I dressed. I used too have more friends. Life of a private detective is a lonely one. Perhaps that's why I fall for so many of the dames, I knew were trouble to begin with. A need for companionship, never does end well though. I'm a black cat of the world. Any one who walks past me ends up with bad luck. I took a swig of my whiskey again
"You have too indulge in something don't you. One of the few things in the world that keeps me going."
 

Demonjazz

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Ah yes, detectives. I did know a couple who were good. Daverson Gordon. A good contact I had, he could always get the low down on everyone, had all that data on the police computer. Had to go in hiding now cause some of the higher up found out about him helping me. Haven't heard from him in months though... The maid was sitting in each others laps... That was real cute. The ladies weren't half bad looking either
"The detectives... Depends who they work for. Most are bad but some aren't."
I turned towards the dame in the tight jumpsuit.
"Never was one for meditation. Too many unpleasant memories that spring up from it"
 

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Vicky decided to stay and wait until Sophia woke up, assuming the reason for the others not visiting her was needing to rest due to having been in an exhausting battle, rather than just not giving enough of a shit to see if she was alright.