WE ARE OUR AVATARS (One of a kind Rp)
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(Joe is the character I'm using for this, the right of the two stick-men).
The tree still sitting where it had always been, wondered if today would finally be the day to end its miserable life... The ant that was crawling over its roots stopped for a moment, almost as if it saw something, and like a flash sprinted away as fast as its tiny legs could carry it.
The tree was confused, what could have caused such a surge of flight from the ant.
Up in the sky something was falling, a rather loud something.
"AAAAAAAAHHH!! OOOH SH-" *BOOM*
The gigantic cloud of dust burst from the Earth. Rocks flew everywhere, nearly missing a well crafted fedora with a feather in the process. Out from the rubble crawled a stick-man.
"Thank God that tree was there to break my fall, I hope it's alright?"
The tree still sitting where it had always been, wondered if today would finally be the day to end its miserable life... The ant that was crawling over its roots stopped for a moment, almost as if it saw something, and like a flash sprinted away as fast as its tiny legs could carry it.
The tree was confused, what could have caused such a surge of flight from the ant.
Up in the sky something was falling, a rather loud something.
"AAAAAAAAHHH!! OOOH SH-" *BOOM*
The gigantic cloud of dust burst from the Earth. Rocks flew everywhere, nearly missing a well crafted fedora with a feather in the process. Out from the rubble crawled a stick-man.
"Thank God that tree was there to break my fall, I hope it's alright?"
As the Prinney flew across the...cockpit, was it?...several thoughts flew his mind at an equal speed.Why? What did he do to deserve this? Was Master Flonne's blouse being washed properly? And was Mater Etna going to have him clean the bathroom back home when he gets back? And then....metal.
He did not lose consciousness. He was far too used to these beatings to allow that to happen. Instead, he stood back up. "I thinmph youse brode somfing, boob..."
He did not lose consciousness. He was far too used to these beatings to allow that to happen. Instead, he stood back up. "I thinmph youse brode somfing, boob..."
Alek stood up suddenly. Without much thinking he drew the cavalry sabre. "Stay back Darwinist demon!" He shouted. The penguin beast was easily less repulsive than that snake, but Amaya was in the way and this thing had touched him. For a brief moment Alek regretted not shooting it earlier.
Slowly, Youmu blinked awake, without groaning this time. Wherever she was, she wasn't in that pub from before. Somehow, she'd been moved into a small room. And there was a wall in the middle with a clown behind it.
Trying to pass it off as a hallucination, she tried the door. It was locked, and she didn't feel like trying to break it down. Hanging her swords on a wall, she climbed into one of the room's beds and fell asleep.
Trying to pass it off as a hallucination, she tried the door. It was locked, and she didn't feel like trying to break it down. Hanging her swords on a wall, she climbed into one of the room's beds and fell asleep.
I don't plan to post again for a while, so I've put Youmu well and truly out of commission for a bit.
"Whats wrong with you kicking such a cute little thing... come here buddy, i'll make you feel better. " she said gesturing for the penguin to come closer.
Uchi was still focused on Alek. "Sage Amaya is well over 5000 years old, please don't fear us. She has power greater than any machine of your dimension. I'm asking you as a commrade to get over any presumption you have of us, we're not from the same dimension or time, whatever as you. we're as lost as a toungueless snake who's lost both its eyes."
Uchi was still focused on Alek. "Sage Amaya is well over 5000 years old, please don't fear us. She has power greater than any machine of your dimension. I'm asking you as a commrade to get over any presumption you have of us, we're not from the same dimension or time, whatever as you. we're as lost as a toungueless snake who's lost both its eyes."
Stallord awoke with a grumble, scratching his sun-baked skull as he pulled himself up from the ground. "Damn, too much whiskey, i must have been out for 2000 years." he thought. He checked his Rolex. "'Good for a lifetime', my ass." he thought, as he saw it was filled with sand.
As he looked around, he noticed some things were out of place from his usual burial hole... machinegun toting ponies were a bit out of place... floating hats were new...were there always this many people around here?....
"Well crap, and here i thought this was a nice neighborhood.", he thought, as a penguin grasped a guy's leg. "Well at least that vase-vandalizing prick isn't here".
Stallord yawned and walked in the direction that he thought he left his buried fridge. "I hate mondays..."
As he looked around, he noticed some things were out of place from his usual burial hole... machinegun toting ponies were a bit out of place... floating hats were new...were there always this many people around here?....
"Well crap, and here i thought this was a nice neighborhood.", he thought, as a penguin grasped a guy's leg. "Well at least that vase-vandalizing prick isn't here".
Stallord yawned and walked in the direction that he thought he left his buried fridge. "I hate mondays..."
Alek blinked what had that thing said? Amaya was over 5000 years old? Had that thing ever seen the German dreadnought "Herakles?" One woman could not destroy that thing, or live for 5000 years for that matter. But Alek had to concede that a woman also shouldn't be able to summon snakes out of thin air. Regardless, Alek decided that he owed Amay enough to let her deal with that other monster. "Just don't let it touch me." Alek said sheathing his sword. Now, someone had definitely shouted outside. He reloaded the cannon, just in case.
Because the author of this post had to leave for work, The Black Dragon had been left idle after his uneventful confrontation with Rugal. Finally snapping from his trance, he realized much has happened without him.
In the distance he noticed a tall mech in the distance. However, before he could move, he had gotten a call on his cellphone.
"Hello?" Dragon asked. "... What again...? And what about Pierce, can't you get him to handle that...? *sigh* Alright, I'll be right there." In a moment, another portal opened and Dragon stepped inside.
A feminine scream could be heard on the other side before a male's voice.
"Sensei, what're you-"
"Shaddup'n go handle it." Dragon snapped before a brief commotion.
The next thing Saito Hiraga knew, he'd been thrown through a portal by his teacher into a world that looked much like modern Earth with his clothes, his sword Derflinger and his AK-47 scattered around him. The portal closed, leaving Saito to clothe himself on his lonesome.
"And it was just getting good." Saito grumbled to himself. "Damn it all."
"Either way, a bit of adventure is good, don't you think so, partner?" Derflinger suddenly asked.
"... Shut up, Derflinger..." Saito growled at his sword as he grasped it's hilt. The runes of his left hand suddenly glowed and he made a mad dash at the machine in the distance, hearing a man yell at it as well.
In the distance he noticed a tall mech in the distance. However, before he could move, he had gotten a call on his cellphone.
"Hello?" Dragon asked. "... What again...? And what about Pierce, can't you get him to handle that...? *sigh* Alright, I'll be right there." In a moment, another portal opened and Dragon stepped inside.
A feminine scream could be heard on the other side before a male's voice.
"Sensei, what're you-"
"Shaddup'n go handle it." Dragon snapped before a brief commotion.
The next thing Saito Hiraga knew, he'd been thrown through a portal by his teacher into a world that looked much like modern Earth with his clothes, his sword Derflinger and his AK-47 scattered around him. The portal closed, leaving Saito to clothe himself on his lonesome.
"And it was just getting good." Saito grumbled to himself. "Damn it all."
"Either way, a bit of adventure is good, don't you think so, partner?" Derflinger suddenly asked.
"... Shut up, Derflinger..." Saito growled at his sword as he grasped it's hilt. The runes of his left hand suddenly glowed and he made a mad dash at the machine in the distance, hearing a man yell at it as well.
Okay, i wrote a paragraph a moment ago pretending to be a Dwarf Fortress Dwarf, but i realised its really, really hard.
So, simply go read BronzeMurder instead - It gives off the same idea.
http://df.magmawiki.com/index.php/DF2010:Stories/Bronzemurder
Just pretend that, if i was my avatar, i would think the following;
"SOCKS, RACCOON OMG RUN, SORRY I CANT HELP HIM IM HAVING A DRINK, OH GOD WHY AM I ON FIRE?!"
Over and over again.
Okay i just looked above me and say about 15 million ponys roleplaying.
Fk it im outa here.
So, simply go read BronzeMurder instead - It gives off the same idea.
http://df.magmawiki.com/index.php/DF2010:Stories/Bronzemurder
Just pretend that, if i was my avatar, i would think the following;
"SOCKS, RACCOON OMG RUN, SORRY I CANT HELP HIM IM HAVING A DRINK, OH GOD WHY AM I ON FIRE?!"
Over and over again.
Okay i just looked above me and say about 15 million ponys roleplaying.
Fk it im outa here.
Mike had suddenly noticed what he could only describe as a massive serpent in the machines cockpit from a distance. Overcome with fear of the possibilities he stepped back and re-evaluated his plan. Maybe he didn't have to follow these people after all. No, humans besides himself in the darkworld were the only lead he had. He continued running, speed walking really, towards the robot. Using his magnetising crossbow to fire at its bottom end and used the attraction between it and his fridge magnet to gain some extra speed.
"Hey I asked if you know who killed Rita!"He nasally yelled again.
"Hey I asked if you know who killed Rita!"He nasally yelled again.