WE ARE OUR AVATARS (One of a kind Rp)

[Outisakanobody]

"But you said you...F*ck it!" Will shouted. Looking around he saw a clothing store near where they were. He grabbed Joel's arm and dragged him over to the store and threw him inside. "Pick out something you like and I'll pay for it, just as long as it covers you!" he called after him.

OOC: Will's such a nice guy.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

Joel whined as he was dragged away.
"Fine. I will buy... Good salesperson, what are your most ludicrously overpriced, expensive clothings. As you see, I require:
1 pair of underpants
1 pair of jeans
1 pair of socks
1 tee-shirt
1 shirt
1 pair of shoes
1 pair of gloves, fingerless
1 hat
1 hooded jumper
1 overcoat
1 pair of sunglasses.
I will pay anything for these items." He laughed as the sales assistant scurried away.

 

[JaguarDwarf]

Alastair ran from the fire and without hesatation he shouted "ADURNA!" The university flooded with water onlyfilling up to knee-height on the smallest person. "There fire over" Alastair implyed.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

Artie glared. "WHAT THE FUCK! WE HAVE SPRINKLERS!" he yelled.

Joel browsed the clothes. "Mmhmm... socks, shoes, boxers... jeans, shirt, coat, gloves... glasses, hat... great! How much? $600? Perfect. An extra $200 if you take these damn shiny pieces of crap off the jeans, and $200 for the shirt. Thanks. Will, you owe the shop two grand. 100% tip, because the guy's sexy."

 

[Outisakanobody]

Will had been waiting outside when Joel finally was done shopping. He heard Joel talking about how much money he owed the shop and began to worry. But then he had an idea. Walking into the shop he pretended to look at some of the cloths. When the clerk said, "Hey uh buddy. Your friend said you'd pay for his cloths." Will simply looked at him in apparent confusion. "What? I don't know what your talking about." The clerk began to explain how Joel had entered and asked for the most expensive clothes in the store. Will, putting on the best confused and concerned face he could, said, "So your telling me you saw a human-like talking dog come in your store and start picking out cloths? Boy, I think there is something very wrong with you." And with that he walked out of the shop, leaving the clerk dumbfounded and speechless.

 

[Zepherus14]

Joe looked at the scene through the shop window. "Now that was slick." Joe raised his hand for a high five to William as he walked through the door.

 

[Knife-28]

The Wayward Vagabond snapped out of his TAB related shenanigans to see the man with the green coat standing nearby. He grabbed a single can if the brown elixir, and set off towards him.

 

[Arrogancy]

Mat had to agree. He was liking this General Sherman more and more. "Now then," Mat said, "Where to next?" Mat felt the dice shaking in his head, that was never a good sign. He turned around to see, some sort of monster dashing toward him. Quickly, he readied his spear, " Dovie'andi se tovya sagain " He shouted. He doubted that this creature understood the Old Tongue, but that didn't matter.

 

[Outisakanobody]

Will, seeing Joe but not recognizing the gesture, simply said "Indeed." his a self-satisfied smirk. "Although, doing something so very underhanded makes me a little ashamed...just a little."

 

[Zepherus14]

"It's ok he used his ultimate weapon on us. He deserves this one..." Joe lowers his arm "[sub]Way to leave a bro hanging[/sub]"

"Well we need to figure out what the hell that jet black dog thingy is..."

As Thom ran off, Joe saw the man running to them. "Who the hell is that?

 

[Knife-28]

The Wayward Vagabond stopped. The man in the green coat was pointing a spear at him! He looked around, trying to find an escape route, when his gaze fell upon his can of TAB. He stepped forward slowly, holding out the can as a sign of peace.

 

[Zepherus14]

"He's got a can of sugar filled carbonated tin pop can, if he shakes it!? I must stop him!!" Joe shouted. Joe pulled out the bazooka in his pocket, taking aim at the man.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

Joel turned to Will. "Didn't know you were carrying $2000. Why, exactly?"

 

[Zepherus14]

"Put the can down slowly!! No one wants to get hurt here!" Joe yelled to the man with the pop can.

 

[Arrogancy]

Mat slowed down, this thing didn't seem especially threatening, at the moment. The situation reminded him of his first encounter with the ogier, and his first misunderstandings with Loial. Still, better to be safe. "What are you?" He asked aloud to no one in particular. Mat kept the ashandarei leveled at it.

 

[Knife-28]

The Wayward Vagabond yelled in alarm at the sight of the rocket launcher. He dropped his can on TAB in a mad dash to dive behind the nearest garbage bin.

 

[Zepherus14]

"Watch out Thom! There could be a crane with a giant magnet above the man with the tin can, and when you take it you'll be hurled into the air, and spun until your body parts fly off!!"

OoC: Never shot, just aimed. Back in the original comic Joe was in, the second 'death' he had was a tin can.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

Joel turned at the rattle. "What the fuck... is that a rocket launcher?"
Artie nodded slowly. "Some... thing. It had a TAB."
The Merc growled. "Thing... get out here. We won't shoot. Don't shoot."

 

[Arrogancy]

Mat turned back to Joe. "You need lessons in diplomacy." He said, shaking his head. " Sa souvraya niende misain ye. " Mat muttered. He then realized what he had said. He really needed to stop speaking in the Old Tongue. However, it was fairly evident that this new creature wasn't trying to kill them, at least it didn't seem to be. "Come out, I'll make sure Joe won't kill you." He called.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

Joel turned to Mat. "Its fucking impossible to make him SHUT UP! The little whore."