"Um... well there was an omni-dimensional unicorn that lived in a green library tree. We thought she might know what caused everyone to get pulled into this universe. So we went to visit her. But everyone excluding a few of us, Will and myself included, broke a bunch of the books. That got the unicorn, who's name is Doc Sparkles by the way, really made, and almost made her kill a bunch of us... Then there was eventually we get the dragon you saw before, who was also on the moon, and I transported everyone back to earth. Then a building fell on me!" Joe thought for a moment.
"After that I saved everyone from a nuke that was going to hit NYC, but my jet-pack exploded and I apparently blacked out or something. AND now I got a major headache..."
OoC: Jack Noir wanted to go to moon to get the Doc. Joe would help. Everyone got on Normandy. Normandy flew over to moon. Will and Joe were teleported into library, and black licorice skit was done. Everyone else comes in. Deltas and Grunt destroy books, Eragon, Will, Shepard, and Pm and Jack Noir leave books alone. Alistar blows up library. We get Saphira back. Joe brings everyone back to earth with his portals.