"Oh, popcorn! I love popcorn! Thanks!" The Crow says happily and starts munching on some popcorn while humming
"Oh! Also I'm The Crow, nice to meet you, Knife! Don't listen to the Deceiver, as long as you don't kill innocent people I'm a pretty cool guy! Once you do tho.." And he glares at Joel
"By the way everyone, this is Aegdaeron!" A Huge Crow lands on The Crow's shoulder and stares at everyone with great curiosity.
Mnemosyne, Knife and Joel appear in a movie theatre at the concession stand, manned by a group of furries. They are given food, and enter the only screening room, completely empty.
Code:
This film should not be watched by anyone.
Contains gore, adult material, swearing, scenes of a sexual nature, depictions of drug use and flashing images.
Please put on your 3D glasses now.
3D glasses materialise on their faces. Joel is visibly happy.
Code:
Now playing
'Shit Joel Has Done Part One;
Concession: The Definition of Depraved'
by Joel Studios,
produced by Joel's Mind.
The feature will now begin.
STARRING!
Joel Calley AS Joel Calley
Artimus Crowley AS Artimus Crowley
Matthew Gein AS Matthew Gein
Aaron O'Connor AS Nicole O'Connor
AND! A bunch of other people who did fuck all.
[HEADING=2]Fin[/HEADING]
The film ends, and Joel finishes his food.
The airport reappears.
OOC: I started writing this post before Knife made his previous one.
It took me 41 minutes.
I hope you enjoyed it.
EDIT: 54. It's been 54 minutes, and I've just finished the alterations.
EDIT: For clarification, that happened in their minds.
@Zeph Hey there Mr Happy. Have... have a read of my last post. That'll kill your buzz.
Seriously. All that's happened today is shouting and Knife, Joel, Jag's characters and some others (positions open) have decided to go to Australia. So you may as well.
From one of the portals Joe drew, flames and the stench of brimstone filled the air. Out crawled from the hell hole was Joe #666. "Even I grow tired of tea and flesh at some point..." he said.
Pointing over at Joel and the rest of his group. "What are you lot up too?"
@Knife basically, it was just key Joel-plot points from Concession.
Joel looks at Joe #666. "We just watched a lovely little family film. Didn't we Knife?" he says, patting Knife on the shoulder. "Wanna see?"
Blah blah Theatre of Despair appears around Joe #666, see above etc.
"Well... yes, what you do was 'tragic' but I've seen far worse... hold on you don't think I'm Joe do you?" Joe #666 questioned, he thought the whole fire and brimstone entrance as well as seeing Joel back when they killed Rugal would be enough to remember him.
Joe #666 snickers. "You're a very smart fellow, I'm the alternate universe version of Joe. The one with all the evil that could be, piled into one entity by the Creator."
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