Fenrich smiled a knowing smile, he knew what was coming. He grapped a piece of rubble and set it in front of Valvatorez, which he set his papers on like a podium. He began to speak with a great amount of passion.
"To reiterate my point from last night, the kanji for the word "sardine" is a combination of the characters "fish" and "weak"! Some say that's because sardines weaken quickly after they're taken out of the water... but that is absolutely not true! They're nutritious, and are even used to repel evil, thanks to their potent smell! They couldn't possibly be weak! From now on, let's officially make the combination of "fish" and "strong" the correct kanji spelling for sardine!."
He turned to the next page
"In addition, in Japanese, sardine is translated as iwashi, but urume-iwashi and katakuchi-iwashi, the anchovy, aren't even included in the same family! What in Hades is going on here, Japanese language?! Katakuchi-iwashi, the anchovi, is in the Engraulidae family that includes the grenadier anchovy that doesn't even look like a sardine! So why do they even call them iwashi? Sardines would cry if they knew about these vague standards! C'mon! I propose that we change the Japanese language to be more considerate of the sardine!"
He put his papers away
"Of course, that's just the tip of the iceberg as far as slights against sardines go."
Fenrich laughed "As always, you are a glorious fountain of sardine knowledge."
valvatorez smiled "Thank you Fenrich"