Blondie and Royce would discover a swirling vortex, at this point only about twice as large as a basketball. As it closed they would be able to see inside it. Inside the vortex was a place one could only describe as hell, various demonic figures floated around a landscape of fallen ruins floating on a vast lake of lava. If they had good eyesight they would be able to just make out tiny figures of Valvatorez raising his fists in anger and yelling something while Fenrich bowed to him.
Moments later, the vortex closed. On the ground near where the vortex had closed, Blondie and Royce would see a gigantic book full of coupons, each offering free sardines from various locations on earth, presumably dropped by Valvatorez as he was pushed into the portal.
OoC: And these guys are out for the thread
@Hatchy, then I've done what I set out to do, and remember!