"God DAMMIT!" A table crashes through the window as Ze Captain exclaims in fury. "There is nothing!" More debris fly out of the building, including a bookshelf, various books, pictures and their frames, and various assortments of vases and flowers. "Where could they be?! Where the hell have I been?!" Grumbling very loudly, Ze Captain thumps out of the building, kicking around the books.
"All I remember is being in the Wasteland, and there was a UFO, and aliens-who never gave me their pants-, and Engie and I were walking-constantly trying to convince me he wasn't a plummer-and then I ended up here....". She walked off, pondering and running things through his mind. Stopping to sit an a rock, Captain stared into space, vapidly.