We are the Knights who say Ni!

[SirDeadly]

Well anyone has a lived a life not trapped in a basement must have heard about Monty Python. What I want to know is what if your favourite quote or line from any of his movies.
Mine has to be "We are the Knights who say Ni" from The Holy Grail.

 

[Cherry Cola]

"What... Is your favorite color?"

"Blue! No, wait, Green-WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH *dead*"

That's comedic gold right there!

 

[Omikron009]

You must bring me....a shrubbery!

You must cut down the tallest tree in the forest with....a herring!

We are now the knights who say ECKY ECKY ECKY PAKANG ZOOM BOING!

And others.

 

[Sir Ollie]

Well someone has to post it!

 

[War Penguin]

"What... Is your favorite color?"

"Blue! No, wait, Green-WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH *dead*"

That's comedic gold right there!

Great minds think alike.

 

[Pigeon_Grenade]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcxKIJTb3Hg

Love all the scenes with tim and the Rabbit, including the Holy Hand grenade

 

[polygon]

Every good quote that movie had has been irreparably ruined by six years of hearing them stated unironically over and over and fucking over again by every asshole with a keyboard who thinks he's funny online.

 

[Aggressor and Usurper]

"I am Inspector Tiger."
"Tiger?"
"WHERE?! WHERE?!"

 

[AvsJoe]

Various lines from Grail get me giggling.

"Help, help! I'm being repressed!"
"A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut!"
"Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!"
"There are those who call me... Tim?"
"I go' better!"

and of course:

[HEADING=2]Five is right out![/HEADING]

 

[Eagle Est1986]

Maybe not my favourite but definitely the one that's most often in my head.


It's only wafer thin....

Edit: Haha, it's actually quite gross watching it back. Good ol' Python.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

 

[Daniel_Rosamilia]

This:
'And now for something completely different.'
BOOM!

 

[Neonic-Ink]

Sir Bedevere: What makes you think she's a witch?
Peasant 3: Well, she turned me into a newt!
Sir Bedevere: A newt?
Peasant 3: [meekly after a long pause] ... I got better.
Crowd: [shouts] Burn her anyway!

This one gets me every time!
and

King Arthur: [after Arthur's cut off both of the Black Knight's arms] Look, you stupid Bastard. You've got no arms left.
Black Knight: Yes I have.
King Arthur: *Look*!
Black Knight: It's just a flesh wound.

 

[Nemu]

So many to choose from...
Spanish Inq. is wonderful, as is Upper Class Twit of the year, and my funeral sketch...

I'll go with this one, however:

 

[tkioz]

"You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest... WITH... A HERRING!"

Rings true to anyone who has ever tried to do something in a fantasy RPG.