We are the Knights who say Ni!

[Elburzito]

GET the COMFY CHAIR!!!!!
God, I love that line.

 

[Davey Woo]

I quite like the Upperclass Twit of the Year Competition.
Also the Hungarian phrase-book sketch.
All of the Holy Grail.

 

[cyber_andyy]

My sister was bit by a moose once...

 

[jtesauro]

Trying not to repeat anything, here's one.

"Must be a King."
"How can you tell?"
"He hasn't got shit all over him."

 

[vivec710]

Is your wife a goer. Nudge ndge wink wink say no more say no more. Classic.

 

[Triscut900]

sir sir we found a witch
but how do you know she is a witch
she turned me into a newt
something along those lines cant remember the exact quote

 

[Numb1lp]

"If I have another bite I think I'm gonna explode"

"Thin mint, sir?"

 

[Vondrakenhof]

In Life of Brian right after the alien ship crashes:

"Oh you lucky bastard!"

 

[Dragoonit]

"Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?!?!".....hahaha priceless

also "What makes you think she's a witch?" "She turned me into a newt..." "A newt?" ".....I got better"

 

[Insert Comedy Here]

Get... ON WITH IT!

Let's not go to Camelot, 'tis a silly place.

And there was much rejoicing.

 

[wolf thing]

"we found this spoon sir"

 

[Goldeneye103X2]

You must bring me....a shrubbery!

You must cut down the tallest tree in the forest with....a herring!

We are now the knights who say ECKY ECKY ECKY PAKANG ZOOM BOING!

And others.

Heh heh

We are the nights who say ecky ecky ecky pakang zoom boing!

(In background): Ni!

 

[reg42]

his movies

Sorry what?

OT: Your mother was a hampster and your father smelled of elderberry!

I get in my class is shooting a movie with John Cleese in it. Soooo jealous.

 

[soulasylum85]

a few of you have called monty python a he, its not a he its a group kind of like pink floyd is a band not a person.

OT: to use one that hasnt been said yet- im not dead yet... im getting better...no your not you'll be stone dead in the morning

 

[RanD00M]

The whole witch thing in Holy Grail is one of my favorite scenes.
And I was even able to use a line from it in chemistry class today.

Valli(Guy from chemi class);Well how do we find out if a matter floats?
Me;You have seen Monty Python:The Holy Grail,right?
Valli;Of course I have
Me;Well if it weighs as much as a duck,it floats.

And we all shared a good laugh.

 

[Marlun_42]

"Spam Spam Spam Spam Eggs Sausage and Spam"

"My hovercraft is full of eels"

 

[Volstag9]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGEeLtqtNvU

Ah the mattress store skit one of my favorites

 

[Sleekgiant]

The argument about the swallow and the coconut, sorry having trouble remembering at the time.

 

[Shoggoth2588]

"At least our bit was committed, it wasn't just a string of pussy jokes"
Holy Grail

I can't think of any more specific quotes but I love the How Not to be Seen, Cheese Shop, Dead Parrot, 'War is Dangerous' [I think ... the one about the privet who wants to quit the army because of everyone having proper guns xD], Mattress Shop, Twit Olympics, Ministry of Silly Walks, Bicycle-Repair Man and, many many other skits o.o

 

[Kinichie]

sir sir we found a witch
but how do you know she is a witch
she turned me into a newt

A newt?
I got better...

---
Some of the exchanges in the Cheese Shop sketch:

MOUSEBENDER: Well, I was, uh, sitting in the public library on Thurmond Street just now, skimming through Rogue Herries by Hugh Walpole, and I suddenly came over all peckish.
WENSLEYDALE: Peckish, sir?
MOUSEBENDER: Esurient.
WENSLEYDALE: Eh?
MOUSEBENDER: (In a broad Yorkshire accent) Eee I were all hungry, like.
WENSLEYDALE: Ah, hungry.
MOUSEBENDER: In a nutshell. And I thought to myself, 'a little fermented curd will do the trick'. So I curtailed my Walpoling activites, sallied forth, and infiltrated your place of purveyance to negotiate the vending of some cheesy comestibles.
WENSLEYDALE: Come again?
MOUSEBENDER: (In a high pitch voice) I want to buy some cheese.

MOUSEBENDER: It's not much of a cheese shop, is it?
WENSLEYDALE: Finest in the district, sir.
MOUSEBENDER: Explain the logic underlying that conclusion, please.
WENSLEYDALE: Well, it's so clean, sir.
MOUSEBENDER: It's certainly uncontaminated by cheese.

MOUSEBENDER: Have you in fact got any cheese here at all?
WENSLEYDALE: Yes, sir.
MOUSEBENDER: Really?
WENSLEYDALE: No. Not really, sir.
MOUSEBENDER: You haven't.
WENSLEYDALE: No, sir, not a scrap. I was deliberately wasting your time, sir.
MOUSEBENDER: Well, I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to shoot you.
WENSLEYDALE: Right-O, sir.
MOUSEBENDER: (Shoots him) What a senseless waste of human life.