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Flap Jack452

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JemJar said:
Flap Jack452 said:
JemJar said:
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I would become a mythical creature with the legs of a crab, the body of a dolphin, the head an ant eater and the strength of seven she-bears.
With wings.
And laser beam eyes.
And a giant... heart.
To all of you who posted before this: You clearly blew your chance.

To all of you who posted after this: You were wasting your time. This thread was already done.
Are you complementing my creativity, I can't really tell
No, I'm propositioning you for sex, marriage and raising a little family of forum-posters who hopefully would inherit some combination of your awesomeness and my dry wit.
Sounds great, I hope your a girl though.
 

JemJar

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Flap Jack452 said:
JemJar said:
Flap Jack452 said:
No, I'm propositioning you for sex, marriage and raising a little family of forum-posters who hopefully would inherit some combination of your awesomeness and my dry wit.
Sounds great, I hope your a girl though.
This will not be a problem, the wonders of modern science will allow us to merely combine our DNA and put it into a range of hybrid crab-dolphin-ant eater-bear egg.
 

Flap Jack452

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JemJar said:
Flap Jack452 said:
JemJar said:
Flap Jack452 said:
No, I'm propositioning you for sex, marriage and raising a little family of forum-posters who hopefully would inherit some combination of your awesomeness and my dry wit.
Sounds great, I hope your a girl though.
This will not be a problem, the wonders of modern science will allow us to merely combine our DNA and put it into a range of hybrid crab-dolphin-ant eater-bear egg.
Sounds expensive, but the results would be worth it.
 

RoboWiz

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I'd want to be me but withe the whole wolverine Adamantium and all that jazz.

Edit:" really?!?! My insurance overs this!?!?
 

Samurai Goomba

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Battle Angel Alita
Zekka. Or maybe Sechs.
Ah, yes. I love Sechs.

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Um, don't read that sentence out loud. With the proper German pronunciation that is.
... Yeah, that's what's kind of annoying about telling other people about Battle Angel Alita. Some of the characters sound kind of, well... You know. Not to mention the most recently-translated volume featured a battle between a giant skeleton's reproductive organ and a karate master.

Supposedly "Sechs" is just "six" in german. Likewise, "Elf" and "Zwolf" are just number names.
 

Trivun

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Basically, I'd be a male version of the Bionic Woman (so the Bionic Man, of course). If it means I'm fighting alongside Jaime Sommers, that can only be a good thing ;)

(Note I refer to the 2008 version, not the old one, simply for the presence of Michelle Ryan xD)
 

sallene

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I would want to be rebuilt as a looking human but mechanical/artifial on the inside and in perfect physical condition.

then I would want to be stored in an extremely hardened bunker far under ground(100 stories at least) in a geologically stable area and then I would sleep and wait.....
 

DrDeath3191

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A mech-suit that can transform into a fighter jet! Starscreen, if it makes it easier to visualize, Transformers fans.
 

Omikron009

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I would like to be something similar to general grievous but not as lame, stupid and unnecessary. The same, menacing, vaguely insectoid feel but with less wheezing cough and more concealed weapons.
 

Kingsman

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I'm going to just ask if they can somehow put my brain into cyberspace.

Then I shall rule all the data.

And create an electronic drug.

And get millions of ravenous druggie slaves, that I might take over the world.

And NO one will get the reference. Or stop me.