We need a replacement for Chuck Norris

[Xpwn3ntial]

Since the era of the Chuck Norris joke is coming to or already has ended, society needs a replacement.

Okay, go!

P.S.: I am well aware that the thread made less than two hours ago has replacements on it, but I'd like to make the idea of replacement official.
P.P.S.: I am also aware that the idea is dead. This is just for fun.

 

[AngloDoom]

Mr T?

I know he had his time, but, like an Ice-Age, it's only a matter of time untl history repeats itself.

 

[xHipaboo420x]

How's about we come up with something completely original instead?

It was Vin Diesel before it was Chuck Norris, and then it'll be Jason Statham/Bruce Lee/Josef Fritzl/whoever, but it'll still be the same damn jokes.

What's needed is something new, different and radical. That's where you come in. Gogogo.

 

[Cherry Cola]

Russel Crowe.

 

[Sassafrass]

Um...no, we don't.
But if I have to pick one, Keanu Reeves. Just so I can harm him in various ways in my posts.

 

[Tweekster13]

I think we need a least manliest deal going on. Probably with Keanu Reeves.

 

[SmartIdiot]

Must... Not... Make... Your mum joke...

RESIST

Allow me. *turns to OP* *ahem* Your mum.

Edit: But in all seriousness, aren't you basically trying to force a meme? Bad.

 

[orangebandguy]

Saxton Hale, he has his own site already.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Must... Not... Make... Your mum joke...

RESIST

Allow me. *turns to OP* *ahem* Your mum.

Edit: But in all seriousness, aren't you basically trying to force a meme? Bad.

I never thought of it that way. My bad.

 

[Soxafloppin]

Vinnie Jones

/Thread.

 

[hermes]

Several: Lou Diamond Phillips, Dean Caine, Danny Trejo or Don Wilson

 

[The_ModeRazor]

... Captain Price, anyone?
No?
Well then... okay...
.>
Whew, they already forgot.

 

[wolfgamesstudios]

Must... Not... Make... Your mum joke...


RESIST

your mom cant resist!!!

...shit...

 

[Kaboose the Moose]

Um...no, we don't.
But if I have to pick one, Keanu Reeves. Just so I can harm him in various ways in my posts.

Why do you want to hurt Mr. Reeves?.

Shouldn't it be Hugh Jackman?/

 

[Random Argument Man]

Bruce Campbell.
Getting on a bit, but I'm amazed he's never come up.

Woa woa woa... Don't make jokes about Bruce Campbell. He's the man. The guy deserves some respect.

 

[Sassafrass]

Vinnie Jones

/Thread.

Actually, that is a good idea.
He's popular and he hurt Dennis Wise in a weird fashion, which is always good.

 

[Andsre]

Megan Fox!

We could...er...like, post pics of her...or something...?