We need a replacement for Chuck Norris

[Sassafrass]

Aha, so that is how I must bring out your multiple personality disorder!.
*sets off to abduct both Keanu "limited range" Reeves and Hugh "Australia" Jackman*

Personally I am not a Reeves fan but I do find his acting bad enough to be amusing; like in The day the earth stood still and I am expecting more from him when he plays in Cowboy Beebop and The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.

Oh 2010 is filled with Keanu!

I have to say, I too find his acting hilariously bad but it's just the facial expression. Apart from a scene someone showed me, all he does is -_- in every damn scene I've seen him in.

 

[WickedSkin]

There is no substitute for CHUCK NORRIS nor is there any being that can replace him. Deal with it.

 

[obliterate]

Nicolas Cage

 

[roflchopter]

Must... Not... Make... Your mum joke...


RESIST

haha okay...reading this and then looking at your avatar made me laugh.

 

[Pink_Pirate]

Bruce Willis anyone?

Bruce Willis swears so hard they needed a gunshot to bleep it out

 

[SextusMaximus]

Borris Karloff of course!

 

[FetaFrosch]

DICK CHENEY!

NEVER!!!!!

 

[God's Clown]

George Lucas, because he is quite literally already a joke.

 

[Assassin Xaero]

Bob Barker!

 

[AlexWinter]

High Overlord Saurfang? Sigh when will I forget about WoW

 

[esperandote]

jet li

 

[Cosplay Horatio]

Tony Jaa because every time I see him jump that spade in Ong-Bak my nuts hurt.

If not him then perhaps the chick version of Tony Jaa from that movie chocolate.

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

Gok Wan.

So very manly.

 

[Siffit]

Aah, you silly people worshipping "bad ass" movie stars.
Here I present to you, a real man, Lars Monsen!

Check this out. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lars_Monsen
Ive seen his movies. He crossed northern Canada, used 2 years and 7 months.
Now thats a real viking. Makes me proud to be Norwegian

 

[AgentQV]

with all those celebs dieing I hink norris is next on the list

 

[CosmicCommander]

Ian Hislop is henceforth the new Chuck Norris.

 

[Little Duck]

Chuck Norris started as he did kung fu in westerns. Someone else will start when something equally gimmicky comes along.