We need a replacement for Chuck Norris

[Remleiz]

HULK HOGAN!

 

[McHanhan]

Jack Bauer, the character that plays Kiefer Sutherland

Not sure if you're serious about this post.

Ian Hislop is henceforth the new Chuck Norris.

Looks like Ian Holm to me

 

[Remleiz]

Ian Hislop is henceforth the new Chuck Norris.

You sir, win the intrawebz

XD

 

[similar.squirrel]

Boris Johnson or Jonathan Woss. Think I fail at this.

 

[Flying Pilgrim]

Bruce Lee! He killed Chuck Norris in a movie...

 

[Simski Burkez]

Jackie Chimp

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idwA6XO0wPY

 

[sam_savage1393]

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, Bruce Willis, and/or Morgan Freeman

 

[Ambient2100]

Barney Stilson

 

[Viking Incognito]

THE GOHST OF BRUCE LEE.

 

[Zepren]

lol me and a few mates of mine already have a replacement for chuck norris. Hes another mate called ross and he's the gr8est Call of duty player we know.
some examples include -
"ross is so awesome he caught the astronaut" and "ross is so awesome he say the ending coming from the very being and killed shepard before doing the pitt"
"ross is so badass, he dual-weilds pave-lows" yes the helicopter lol. good times

 

[szs0061]

well, you know funnilly enough, bill nye's sperm count is measured in moles per milileter

 

[MurderousToaster]

What, we're trying to make memes on the Escapist now?

/b/ won't be happy with us for stealing their job.

 

[Pegghead]

HOW DARE YOU!

 

[LWS666]

vault boy

 

[inflamessoilwork]

Since the era of the Chuck Norris joke is coming to or already has ended, society needs a replacement.

Okay, go!

P.S.: I am well aware that the thread made less than two hours ago has replacements on it, but I'd like to make the idea of replacement official.
P.P.S.: I am also aware that the idea is dead. This is just for fun.

George Washington.

Just watch. You'll understand.

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1696935

 

[waterhazard]

It was Vin Diesel before it was Chuck Norris,

CHOOO TALKIN BOUT WHITE BOY?

 

[inflamessoilwork]

Since the era of the Chuck Norris joke is coming to or already has ended, society needs a replacement.

Okay, go!

P.S.: I am well aware that the thread made less than two hours ago has replacements on it, but I'd like to make the idea of replacement official.
P.P.S.: I am also aware that the idea is dead. This is just for fun.

George Washington. Just watch, you'll understand.

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1696935

 

[Cunnysmythe]

Fedor Emelianenko.

The best heavyweight MMA fighter in the world. He has never been defeated in 33 fights. His one recorded loss was a cut from an illegal elbow that was only ruled a loss (and not a DQ in his favour) because of the tournament structure.

He shows no emotion of any kind before, during, or after fighting. He walks in, doesn't look you in the eye, then he either knocks you out or submits you.

He reacts to his big wins with less excitement than you or I would if we found a really good parking space.

And he doesn't give a damn that he's famous. He avoids publicity and disappears back to Russia between fights.

Fear him, ladies and gentlemen.

Fear him.

 

[JohnnySex]

Me!