At least in One Piece, Luffy does do some pretty OK leadership work early on. I mean, hell, at least he has a job! I mean, Goku has NO JOB. Luffy is a captain. An idiot captain, but still a captain.Kshandamionreal said:
Weakest protagonist EVAR!
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Allright just to clarify: Link is BADASS, Freeman is BADASS.
Now shittyness:
I'd say Piers from Golden sun 2, once you get past lvl 40 he's just useless.
Now shittyness:
I'd say Piers from Golden sun 2, once you get past lvl 40 he's just useless.
mario has so much attached to him, yet really theres no dimension in terms of character depth. hes a plumber....ok.....and hes the first choice to save a princes....yeah not quite getting it...and he kills things by jumping on them......in any other game mario would be out manouvered by a simple side step then uzi'd to death.
also, pokemon trainer boy, renamed 'vagitarian' or 'I heart pikachu wink wink' seems to be quite bland
also, pokemon trainer boy, renamed 'vagitarian' or 'I heart pikachu wink wink' seems to be quite bland
ok i had a boy and his blob...and that takes the cake.....what idd he do with that blob anyway.........seethroughwindow said:
You're likely serious, but it'd make more sense if you're being ironic. The closest thing to be considered a non-food-related idea was getting WET to fight a sand-based guy. Othewise Luffy STILL goes by the DBZ formula of screaming, blind faith, deus ex machina out the anus to win and letting his friends do the thinking for him. "Pirate Captain" is really a loose term here as he's NOT really doing anything that says "pirate" so much as being Goku stuck on a boat.RentCavalier said:
You probably have specific contradictions to what I've said that only a die-hard fan would know, but you said it yourself, "leadership work EARLY ON" not progressively better, but progressively WORSE.
Every single protagonist from a video game based off a 4Kids license.
Don't try to tell me that Luffy is badass when there are billions of cooler video game pirates that would curb-stomp him with relative ease.
Don't try to tell me that Luffy is badass when there are billions of cooler video game pirates that would curb-stomp him with relative ease.
Hahahah. Tidus wins at losing, he reminds me of retard Cartman.
Compare:
The messed up hair.
The vacant face.
The silly pose.
The boots.
The asymmetrical boot or arm.
The colorful clothes.
The shirt that is way too small.
Plus Tidus has the stupid looking overall/jacket thingy. And he's wearing his belt wrong because it's over his top, and it's way too high.
And Cartman is only pretending...
Compare:
The messed up hair.
The vacant face.
The silly pose.
The boots.
The asymmetrical boot or arm.
The colorful clothes.
The shirt that is way too small.
Plus Tidus has the stupid looking overall/jacket thingy. And he's wearing his belt wrong because it's over his top, and it's way too high.
And Cartman is only pretending...
My vote would go with the protagonist of Mirror's Edge. Tidus is a wuss of epic proportions, but this person runs, jumps and skips, and then kicks people in the face occasionally. She's either a well disguised chav, or simply Chuck Norris with an Olympic Gymnastics medal in mind.
Big the Cat from the sonic series
Nothing was worse than watching that fishing fishing fuck trundle around
at speeds that would make cinderblocks seem lively
Nothing was worse than watching that fishing fishing fuck trundle around
at speeds that would make cinderblocks seem lively
the protagonist of Silent Hill 2 was designed to be a regular person trapped in a horrible world, so she's definately a "weak" protagonist.
but the weakest, is the Silver Surfer on NES.
he's by far the weakest creature in the entire game. There are very very few enemies that can be defeated in one hit, and if you touch ANYTHING you die.
but the weakest, is the Silver Surfer on NES.
he's by far the weakest creature in the entire game. There are very very few enemies that can be defeated in one hit, and if you touch ANYTHING you die.
Dude, that scar on his face? Self inflicted when he was a LITTLE KID to try and show how tough he was. That alone should earn him some credentials, as well as all the damage he caused when he fought Arlong. (He tor down a bloody tower from the INSIDE!) Luffy may not have much of a body count, but that would be considered a mercy considering the fact that he RUINED most of his foes beyond any hope of a comeback.Mr_Vorhias said:
Then you take into consideration that bullets LITERALLY bounce off him, and he's nearly as hard to cut, and you have a pirate that's immune to some of the top causes of famous pirate death. Heck, I'm still not certain weither or not he only ACTS stupid.
Now then, to get back on topic. Weakest protagonist? Stryker from MK3. Why ANYONE thought he would be a good idea is beyond me.
Chell from Portal.
She doesn't have an improvised shiv.
She doesn't have a gun (other than one that shoots PORTALS and thus cannot usually cause any bodily harm).
She doesn't even have her fists as a weapon.
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She doesn't have an improvised shiv.
She doesn't have a gun (other than one that shoots PORTALS and thus cannot usually cause any bodily harm).
She doesn't even have her fists as a weapon.
/thread