Weapon in a Box!!!

[shadowstriker86]

So one day you walk out from your house/apartment/fortress to check the mail when all of a sudden a massive piegonwhale is being punched to death by chuck norris and craps out a mysterious treasure chest, you open it to find.....

(when i opened it i found a genie lamp...awesome!)

what did YOU find inside?

 

[Aerodynamic]

I got a rock.

 

[Judgement101]

A baby piegonwhale. It was an egg!

 

[Futurenerd]

nothing. The box was empty. Except later I found out it was actually filled with hope. I was hoping for a grenade launcher :-(

 

[The Great Zegrool]

I found...

A magical magic thing, with the magical properties of something enchanted with magic.

It makes hot pockets.

 

[triggrhappy94]

(Im just gonna get this out of the way...)

Dodododo
You found the Cake, so that's where it was

 

[strum4h]

My mail.

 

[Dango]

Melwin from Asobi ni Iku Yo!?

Spoiler

Oh yeah, definitely Melwin.

 

[The Gawaine]

It is full of cheese but, it has mice in it and they are made of cheese.

 

[mega48man]

i found another more cardboard box...... TH4T K1LL5 P30PL3Z

 

[mega48man]

I got a rock.

XD every year i watch that special, and i always find something new, thank you for reminding me of childhood

 

[Judgement101]

nothing. The box was empty. Except later I found out it was actually filled with hope. I was hoping for a grenade launcher :-(

Oh the irony

 

[Raddragon]

A Companion Cube. [<3]

It will never threaten to stab me.

Well, not -me- anyway.

 

[Futurenerd]

So one day you walk out from your house/apartment/fortress to check the mail when all of a sudden a massive piegonwhale is being punched to death by chuck norris and craps out a mysterious treasure chest, you open it to find.....

(when i opened it i found a genie lamp...awesome!)

what did YOU find inside?

a dumb suitcase.

...hmm...

(cookie if you can name the suitcase)

Is it the suitcase from pulp fiction, by any chance?

 

[Judgement101]

I also found this:

 

[War Penguin]

I found a cat in the box. However, I had no clue whether or not it was alive beforehand, due to the fact I did not see it or hear it.

... If no one gets this, I'm going to be VERY disappointed.

 

[SaKenyi]

Mine had another box in it. Iiiiiiiinteresting.