Weapon of Choice

[Mr. Omega]

A Tommy gun (hiding in cover)
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and this kind of sword.
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And a hidden blade from Assassin's Creed. If I ever get surrounded, I lull them into a false sense of security by dropping the weapons, then BAM! I have the victim's weapon and a new meat shield!

 

[kouriichi]

The F2000.
A modular weapon that fires the 5.56 and takes no prisoners.
With its massive ROF and bullpup design it great for close range combat, but because it is a bullpup, the barrel is full length, allowing the weapon to fire just as accuratly at mid-long range as any other rifle on the market.

It comes with some of the most state of the art attchments, and can be customized for any situation. It comes in several different colors, be it Bomb'in Beige or Booyah Black.

Its a great weapon, and one of the few i would choose as a primary.

 

[WittyName]

I wouldn't go anywhere without my trusty longsword, however impractical it might be.

Then I would take to shouting "ELENDIL!" and jumping on people from rooftops.

That is genius, they'll never see that coming!

OT: I'll go for a thunderhammer. Just because.

If it has to be real, I'll go for an M249 SAW.

 

[Cobbs]

My tongue.

No man stands a chance!

No but seriously: P90. Such a sexy rifle.

Dont mean to sound all snooty or anything, but tisn't the P90 a sexy sub machine gun?
Correct me ifI'm wrong, and apologies if someone already pointed it out.
OT i would go with an Evangelion. With battery pack of course.
OR if i was being serious of course, the Scouts Holy Mackeral

EDIT

I'm gonna have to go with an M1 Garand because, put simply, it's my rifle. There are many like it but it's mine.

Kudos if you get the reference.

Full Metal Jacket. Dispense Kudos please XD

 

[Megalodon]

SNIPPY

It 'tis indeed, sir.

But a sub-machine gun is still a rifle.

Not really, given that SMGs specifically fire pistol caliber ammo, while rifles have their own calibers and cartridge types.
Of course pretty much all guns are rifled.

 

[Cobbs]

SNIPPY

Double teh Snipp

*confused face*

 

[Megalodon]

SNIPPY

It 'tis indeed, sir.

But a sub-machine gun is still a rifle.

Not really, given that SMGs specifically fire pistol caliber ammo, while rifles have their own calibers and cartridge types.
Of course pretty much all guns are rifled.

Just don't ever call an SMG a gun in the army. They teach you a little diddy to recite when you make that mistake: with one hand on your penis and the other holding your rifle, you say - "This is my rifle, this is my gun. This one's for killing, this one's for fun."

XD

Isn't that just a USMC thing?
I don't know, I'm only aware of the US marines doing that, but I don't know the intricate details of various military's training regimes. Except that seems a little uncouth for the British.-sips tea

 

[Kraiiit]

A silenced mini-uzi.

 

[k-ossuburb]

A pair of claws

Because I should be known as Wolf

Wolves use their teeth to kill and maim, their claws are just there to give them grip when running on soft surfaces like grass, mud and snow. Don't you mean some kind of big cat like a puma, jaguar, leopard, etc.?


On topic:

As clichéd as it might be, I've always been a fan of the Katana. However, I'd probably be happier with a blade that's heavier at the business end than the handle like a machete or battle axe.

Actually... just thought of something else. The sword cane. I'd like to remain dapper while I lay siege to my foes.

 

[Cobbs]

SNIPPY

It 'tis indeed, sir.

But a sub-machine gun is still a rifle.

Not really, given that SMGs specifically fire pistol caliber ammo, while rifles have their own calibers and cartridge types.
Of course pretty much all guns are rifled.

Just don't ever call an SMG a gun in the army. They teach you a little diddy to recite when you make that mistake: with one hand on your penis and the other holding your rifle, you say - "This is my rifle, this is my gun. This one's for killing, this one's for fun."

XD

Full Metal Jacket in the military?
Eeeeppp...
Must Re-Watch now

 

[TeeBs]

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George Clooney's Charm

 

[The Salty Vulcan]

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George Clooney's Charm

Annnd you win.

 

[TeeBs]

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George Clooney's Charm

Annnd you win.

Indeed.

Tea and Sex for everyone

 

[Shadowfaze]

M2A1-7 United States Army Ferret Flamethrower, Vietnam style. Get within twenty meters and your just a smoking corpse in seconds.

 

[Eumersian]

A claymore. Why? It's taller than me. You know you're badass when you have a weapon that's taller than you. JRPGs have been using that notion for years![sub/]teehee[/sub]

That's why I was so cool when I was the only trombone player in my elementary school. My instrument was taller than me. Everyone was literally befuddled by it.

 

[Sronpop]

Pff, a Towel, what else, I never leave home without one.

 

[Adecristo]

Halo 1 Pistol.
Yeah, with that I'm pretty much the dominating force in every real-life conflict, but as a pacifist I use it only in self-defense.

 

[The Salty Vulcan]

Pff, a Towel, what else, I never leave home without one.

Damn. Foiled by a towel!