Weapon of choice

[loc978]

I'd likely go for L4D2's AK47. It sounds nice, it's accurate, it looks badass, it's powerful, it's not too spammy while still being useful as an automatic, and it's quick to reload.

Completely opposite of the real-life AK47.

Lolwut? You believe those myths?

So have either of you actually fired an automatic AK47? Personally I found it a decent light-weight rifle but it lacked quality. Also, comparing it to other models, the 47's firing capacity/power wasn't satisfactory. But they're reliable enough and cheap so I guess most under-funded factions can't complain.

My personal opinion mind you. I'll let you two continue where you left off.

I personally would love to own a Heckler-Koch HK G36 assault rifle. If you have no idea what that is... Fucking awesome. Google that shit. Sure the rounds are smaller but the rotating bolt on this kitten is gorgeous. Yeah, fuck the AK. Go HK. Them Germans don't fuck around.

Was that an actual first-run AK-47, or a later model built with the Kalashnikov action? That's pretty much the biggest issue with talking about "the AK-47" on the internet. Yes, first run AKs are now all pretty worn down and inaccurate... same with AK-74s and such that found their way into the Middle East. Sandstorms are hell on barrel rifling.
...but a new from the box AK-103? Very nice rifle out to about 200m, despite the 7.62x39 being a dated cartridge design.

OT: Personally, I'd take a Cybran Armored Command Unit [http://www.gamerdna.com/uimage/12e1HJfL/full/cybran-commander.jpg].

If it can build an army from raw materials in a matter of minutes, just think of the possibilities that level of molecular reconstruction would open up... not to the mention power generation and battery technology that keeps the thing running...

 

[Palademon]

The Monado.

Awesome sword, and I can see the future.

 

[John Pepperell]

I rise you all that and give you a nuclear powered gundam that has been nick named mister beam spam. It is in dynatsy warriors gundam 2 and three which are video games.

 

[theonecookie]

Lasgun duh

why would you want anything else as its more reliable than an ak-47 is easy to use being a laser rifle and what not so no bullet drop leaves wounds that would make the barret 50.cal blush whilst having next to no recoil can tern modern day tanks in to molten scrap and best of all runs on sun light so i don't have to worry about ammo

 

[ckam]

Sun Wukong's staff has to exist in game form somewhere...

 

[Brandon237]

Gauss rifle from Crysis. The FIRST TWO. Not Crysis 2, that killed the Gauss. Fallout NV gauss would be cool too...

Spoiler: Beautiful

Oh the joys of looking down the scope, pulling the trigger and watching them fly 10 meters across all 360[sup]o[/sup] in a fine blast of pink goo...

 

[Wayneguard]

Plasma Gun from UT99 or it's link gun offshoots.

If I'm playing fantasy, it's sword/axe/hammer and shield every time.

 

[goodwithwords08]

Do pokemon or digimon count as weapons?

If not then The Sword of a Thousand Truths!

 

[kouriichi]

Bolter?
Yeah, im gunna have to go with a Bolter. Its less of a rifle, more of a rocket launcher.

 

[kurtzy23]

The Laser sword from Dead Rising 2 but so it would break after 30 hits

 

[tombman888]

Bolter pistol.

Now excuse me while i go lift some weights to gain the strength to carry it -__-

 

[EternalFacepalm]

I choose Biscuitcruisers.
Do I win?

 

[LaramFox]

Spoiler: Morita

The Morita Rifle, 7.62mm, 160 Round Magazine Capacity, Semi-Automatic And Fully Automatic Fire Modes, And On The Standard Variant, A Shotgun Under The Barrel...

..Or Realistically...

Spoiler: Lee-Enfield, No.1, Mk.III*

A Lee-Enfield No.1 Mk.III, Possibly Mk.III*, But There's Little Difference Between The Two... Fires .303 British..

 

[DustyDrB]

Err...I'm not into killing people/animals (other than fish and crab, because they are delicious and I get to sit on a beach or in a boat while I snatch them up).

So I'd probably use a nonlethal weapon. Like...the Gust Jar from The Minish Cap. I could troll people with it.

 

[megaadair]

The ThunderHammer and jet-pack combo. hahahahahahahahahaha! NOTHING WOULD STOP ME! EVER! apart from fuel and low ceilings.
If I can't have that, then Titus` shoulder.

 

[Eooyz]

Real world I would probably go with a Ak-47 or Ak4 (G3) since there would be easier to find ammo and spare parts. I live in Sweden so I guess Ak4 parts would be easier to find and we have a shitload of ammo for them (from 60-80 awaiting a Soviet invasion that never came.) In about 6 months I would go with a Ak5 (FNC) since I'm joining the military and that's the rifle I'll use there.

But much more interesting is the prospect of fictional weapons, and I have no idea how no one have posted this weapon yet, shame on you. PORTAL GUN! In a fight I't would be below average in performance but the thing I would use it for would be to rent a apartment in central London and another one in New York set up a portal between those two and charge 5 $ per transit, since there was 2,871,657 passengers between those two airports in 2008*. That would give me 14,358,285 $ per year and the cost of upkeep would be two apartments per year.

Considering British Airways (the marked leader) would charge 723 £ (approx. 1141 $) for a transit there would be almost no one that would choose to fly instead of using the portal. I would probably soon take over almost all trans Atlantic travel because of price and comfort further increasing my income. I would not show the portal gun to anyone.

*According to Wikipedia.

 

[The Cap]

Sniper rifle - Accuracy International L96A1 / Arctic Warfare sniper rifle. chambered 7.62x51mm (.308 winchester) bolt action. five round box magazine. effective range 1100 meters (1.1 km) selective overlays

surely youd want the l115 instead, the .338 lapua magnum makes a difference

 

[SQN Leader 095]

Sniper rifle - Accuracy International L96A1 / Arctic Warfare sniper rifle. chambered 7.62x51mm (.308 winchester) bolt action. five round box magazine. effective range 1100 meters (1.1 km) selective overlays

surely youd want the l115 instead, the .338 lapua magnum makes a difference

no i tossed it up and i prefer L96A1 it just suits me

 

[megaadair]

WAIT, just remembered the honking great auto-cannon on the bridge. Sounded like a piece of rapid fire artillary! BANG!

 

[Taham]

A FAMAS. Not the CoD style one, but the G2 variant, with the large handguard. Not the best weapon, but I like it all the same.